1.How can one match start a bush fire and it takes a whole box to start a camp fire?
One match usually doesn't start a fire, and it doesn't go out as fast because the wind isn't very strong that low to the ground usually, because its blocked by other objects, and the ground. When lighting a camp fire, it is further and more open, allowing the wind to blow it out.
2.If you run backwards do you gain weight?
You probably would lose weight if you always ran backwards because it uses more energy than running forward.
3.Hmm well if someones blind and ask you what a colour looks like what do you say...
I don't think you can describe how a color looks like. If they ask what maroon looks like or something, just say "in between red and purple", and that'll get to 'em.
4.Why do you call it rush-hour when in a car jam if its going super slow lolz?
Because everyone's trying to rush to wherever they are going, I would think.
5.Why when you ask your teacher how to spell something they tell you to look it up in the dictionary...
but how you spose to find it if you cant sell it?
You should be able to look it up, spending a very long time trying. You have to know the first few letters, you just have to, and that should be enough. Or find a dictionary that is sorted by pronunciation.
6.When cheese gets its picture taken what
does it say?
Cheese doesn't talk.
7.Why are a wise-man and a wise-guy
opposites?
A wise man is a wise male.
A wise guy is not someone who is unwise, its someone who plays jokes on people and stuff like that. They aren't opposites.
8.If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?
It is very unlikely that it would be exactly 0 degrees out. However, you also have to say, is that 0'F, or 0'C? That helps quite a lot, I am sure. But anyway, its very unlikely to be exactly 0 degrees, there would be some decimal point in there. Just double that.
9.Who's cruel idea was it to put a 'S' in 'lisp'?
That's ironic because I have a lisp, and that question is actually a pretty good one. Why the fuck would you give someone a name for a condition, if they can't even say that conditions name? What an ass.
10.Do you find it unnerving that what doctors
do is called 'ractice'?
No. I find it unnerving that they try to trick you into doing shit that's faster for them and doesn't work to get you out of there so they can stop spending money on you.
