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thoadthetoad
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1. Give tounge to ANYONE in the world, who would it be? (can be your husband/wife)

2. Start a small buisness with any friend in your life, who would it be? (can't be someone like "bill gates" or some crap)

3. have the ability to transform into either a dragon or a unicorn, which would you choose? (only those choices)

4. eat 1 food and never get fat from it, it'd keep it's flavor, and you'd still get all nutrients from it, and it would be free, which food would you choose? (no magical foods, guys)

5. Buy any video game series, what would it be? (I.E. Mario, Metroid, Fable, Resident evil)

6. If you could join any company, which would you choose and why?

7. Kill a god, which god would you kill?

8. Buy a vacation with full package and 1k of spending money (besides living and travel expenses) where would you go and why?

9. Have a servant, but it'd have to be a 18 year old lady in a french maid outfit without any real good cleaning skills, or a 47 year old lady who loves to clean.

10. Stop and give me 20, what 20 would you give me?

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Lige
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Nomad

Second, I'm not a sex starved pervert like all of you.


plus it's not like you can't have sex with the 47 year old maid.
TotallySane
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Nomad

plus it's not like you can't have sex with the 47 year old maid.


Yeah, who said she was neither hot nor a cougar?
skater_kid_who_pwns
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1. Strop.
2. Grover from sesame street. He's got his **** together.


lige, those to made me die!

1. I'm waiting till i'm married so we will see.
2. probably my frined jeff. ME and him are both into mechanics....
3.Unicorns. Wait, can I be a penicorn just to gross you out?
(P.S ITS GROWING THOAD!)
4.i would getbore dof it after a month or so, but deffinatly coffe.
5.FF
6.Lamborgini, there BA!
7.Zeus. So Over rated.
8.Italy. I WATS TO SEE Venic!
9.Old lady. Sexual attractio ncan only do so much thoad.
10. Beatings. How you like them apples!
ShintetsuWA
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1. Emma
2. Rion Kolosky the guy from the YMCA whos cool =P
3. Dragon
4. Enchiladas
5. Mario
6. Ely Lily, they do lots of cool things with science and technology, plus the pay would be good
7. Gilgamesh
8. New Zealand and play in the monsoons :P
9. 47 year old. Man, do we both suck at cleaning XD
10. $$$

TotallySane
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1. I'm waiting till i'm married so we will see.


AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA, oh man, that's classic.
skater_kid_who_pwns
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Eh, I have morals. There unrealistic in todays society, but what ever.

dacer
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i still dont get what he means by tounge, there are several things you can do, i better not name them.

LyIngnotGE
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1. Give tounge to ANYONE in the world, who would it be? (can be your husband/wife)
Right now, it would be Sierra, but if I saw Dani again it would probably be her, probably could do so, because thats how it's always been with me and her.

2. Start a small buisness with any friend in your life, who would it be? (can't be someone like "bill gates" or some crap)
Asa, we would sell, uh, plants. It would be a plant store, in a house.
3. have the ability to transform into either a dragon or a unicorn, which would you choose? (only those choices)
I would prefer a cross between a dragon and a unicorn, with psychedelic colors.
4. eat 1 food and never get fat from it, it'd keep it's flavor, and you'd still get all nutrients from it, and it would be free, which food would you choose? (no magical foods, guys)
Pancakes. Fo sho.
5. Buy any video game series, what would it be? (I.E. Mario, Metroid, Fable, Resident evil)
MARIO.
6. If you could join any company, which would you choose and why?
Uh... Dunno. I don't really have much ambition.
7. Kill a god, which god would you kill?
All of them, religion is bullshit.
8. Buy a vacation with full package and 1k of spending money (besides living and travel expenses) where would you go and why?
Fucking hell, I don't know. I wouldn't go alone, though. I would find someone and than we can decide where to go.
9. Have a servant, but it'd have to be a 18 year old lady in a french maid outfit without any real good cleaning skills, or a 47 year old lady who loves to clean.
Eighteen year old, of course, I don't want some old hag.
10. Stop and give me 20, what 20 would you give me?
20 vaginal fistings.

skater_kid_who_pwns
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Tounge, as in oral I belive...bad thoad! lol

Ernie15
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Bard

Can nobody here spell "tongue"? xD

LyIngnotGE
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Tounge, as in oral I belive...bad thoad! lol

Are you really that dumb? Tongue... You know... like french kissing...
Oral sex is referred to as head, not tongue.
TotallySane
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Can nobody here spell "tongue"? xD


What did you expect?
Ernie15
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What did you expect?


At least one good speller. It isn't a tough word to spell. :P
dacer
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Oral sex is referred to as head


thats for guys you retard, really theres another word for female oral, but im not saying it. i really shoulden't.

im adding you to my retard list.
TotallySane
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thats for guys you retard, really theres another word for female oral, but im not saying it. i really shoulden't.
im adding you to my retard list.


That's only when preformed on guys, you retard. Theres another word for oral sex preformed on a female, but I'm not going to say it. I really shouldn't. I'm adding you to my retard list.
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