i send in 99890 guys that are invincable to anything, nothing can stop them, literally nothing, not even any time travel vortex's asking them nicely, nothing, they each have a damage of 1, so theres an exact killing rate of instant death as soon as they reach the house. of course i payed them each to attack the house so they are obidient, they have no free will so dont say they just ditch me and take my money, they cant develope free will, but their genious's mable to fight out of any situation, they will devestate the house in 2 posts
They reach the house. And they attack. The house is destroyed. And then they regain their freedom. And start to wonder why there is alot of desert around, and kangaroos...
New attack: I will get a GPS unit, get near the house, write down the coordinates while hiding, then bribe a bomber pilot to fly his bomber to carbet bomb the area, giving him half of the money before and half of it after, but only should he bomb the house sucessfully.
The house uses its chimney as a cannon and successfully shoots the bomber down with an anti-aircraft missile found in its basement. Some shrapnel falls on the house. 100 damage. Then, the carBet bombs fall on the forest, and collapse more trees on a house. 400 damage, so you did a total of 500 damage.
I make an attractive lady house from balsa wood so it is light. I put it in view of the house. Full of lust the house knows this is the love of its life and tries to get near here. Will it rip its own foundations off to get to here.
Sorry, you can't control what my house does.
A House uses a grappling hook made of alot of tied curtains and chimney parts, as it notices that the ladyhouse is made of balsa wood. A House pulls it to his position and recovers 100 hitpoints due to feeling better.
A House
HP: 99440
Skills: Alot of annoying ones
Status: Unaffected by anything yet. Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture.
Special rules: Same as before, and they can be found on the first page. STATIDONKERS are disabled. A STATIDONKER is a thing that uses a spam of 1 damage attacks and is protected from most types of planfoiling. Like my statidonker from 83rd page of The Brick Wall and dacer's attack.
Stage: Forest. Contains some pines and such. Some are broken already, and about five are lying on A House. There is a ladyhouse made of balsa wood just next to A House.
Dead people: Riou1231 (revival in ... 1 turn)
Simplified people: None yet
BANNED people: None yet
Disintegrated and insane people: None yet
Possible time when I'll check again: 13 hours from now.
Other stat I should put in template
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