And that's what I expected.
I send in my next group of 100 super soldiers who have GPS systems flame throwers and fire proof clothes.They are sent to set the house on fire and if the house becomes to big of a threat to burn down then burn down the whole forest.
A House sends a fridge at them, and sends it most of the energy that it has. The fridge uses Ice Bolts to disable the flamethrowers, moving super fast and having enough power and water due to the power increase. Then, the fridge returns to the house, which sends a chair stampede to finish the soldiers off. A few particularly clever soldiers WOULD ducttape some remote charges to chairs if they had them, but they don't and the opportunity is wasted.
I set up a slingshot and fling a 150lb. boulder towards the house.
The house joins and launches an armchair using an open window and curtains. Somehow, both missiles managed to hit the targets. A House takes 150 damage, you take 40 damage and have broken legs.
I call everyone from the mother series (ness, lucas, ninten, Kumatore(or w/e)etc) to come and attack the house
The house sends an oven to collapse trees. They fall on... these. A tree always deals 100 damage, and everything that sounds human has 50 HP unless set manually...
...ohwell. You do 800 damage because of a large amount of fallen trees that were used in this battle. It seems that using things that I don't know what they do usually deals alot of damage.
Mind control is⦠allowed.
well anyway, i send rambo with his bow and some mercenaries in sneakily and the house doesnt see them.
Rambo, being Rambo, stylishly jumps from behind a corner and starts shooting. A few pipes later (shot by A House) he stops shooting and dies. The mercenaries are just strangled with curtains. Arrows(?) deal a total of 54 damage (one critical shot for 50 damage and 4 normal ones for 1 damage).
il just use some random spell to increase every players attack power or somfing.
You choose to increase players' somfing. Unfortunately, noone knows what somfing is and what it does. Seeing this result, you proceed to use a random spell. The random spell is... Cancellation. However, A House has no buffs on it, so the spell is wasted. dacer's mana takes 2 use.
I ask some house cleaner to clean the whole house!
Cleaning includes fixing arrowholes. House recovers 4 HP. However, A House now trusts this house cleaner. (no, not you mattt15. You just hired this cleaner, not were him.)
I'm probably alive now so I'm gonna get a catapult and put huge rocks on it and lock on to the target (The house) and fire at will!
You were revived... hm... 3 hours ago, so alright. After the first shot, A House flings a pile of knives and damages the catapult so it is unoperational, however they arrive after the second shot. Which fails because the rock was too heavy.
House takes 300 damage from the first shot, the second shot hasn't enough range to hit A House, then the catapult is destroyed, and you are hit with a knife. 10 damage and 5 damage every turn after unless you pull it out and do First Aid.
dacer, you cannot defy my actions and your people DO END UP IN AUSTRALIA and are no longer controlled by you. They still are immune to damage, but I can put it out whenever I want. I just want to check what will you do next. All the discussion and stopping them is ignored because of this.
Total damage this turn â" 150 + 800 + 54 â" 4 + 300 = 1300.
A House
HP: 98140
Skills: Alot of annoying ones. Most notable one is Strangle with a Curtain.
Status: Unaffected by anything yet. Made of bricks, paint, concrete, metal, wood, and furniture. It also trusts the house cleaner hired by mattt15.
Special rules: Same as before, and they can be found on the first page. STATIDONKERS will be disabled again when someone uses one again, and this time more like forever. However, currently they arenât. Definition of a STATIDONKER can be found on page 3.
Stage: Forest. Contains some pines and such. Some are broken already, and about thirteen are lying on A House. There is a ladyhouse made of balsa wood just next to A House.
Dead people: Rambo NPC.
Simplified people: None yet
BANNED people: None yet
Disintegrated and insane people: None yet
Possible time when I'll check again: 3 hours from now.
Other stat I should put in template
Other stat I should put in template
Other stat I should put in template
Other stat I should put in template
