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slatwob
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just another "destroy" game but this time the damage depends on how original/humerous the post is.

oh yeah there are a few rules-

Stateing how much damage an attack will do will make your attack fail.

Once something is dead/destroyed it cannot be brought back.
(dont worry you wont die in this game unless you make a stupid comment)


ok thats about it i might add new rules later,

ok the Waffle Tower has 50'000HP

Good luck =P

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dacer
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omg, another copy of the brick wall game! no thought put into it! wow!

i go to the waffle barn and eat a stack of waffles, then i come here and eat some waffles off the tower, cuz i was still hungry.....yum....im going to go make waffles now excuse me.

Pixie214
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I collect yellow matter custard I found dripping from a dead dogs eye. I poor this all over the waffles.As we all know geese can't resist this fanciful meal and flock on the toweraggressivly slurping up the custard.

slatwob
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omg, another copy of the brick wall game!

I thought i made that clear but w/e
no thought put into it! wow!

Just like your attack, no damage! wow!

I collect yellow matter custard I found dripping from a dead dogs eye. I poor this all over the waffles.As we all know geese can't resist this fanciful meal and flock on the toweraggressivly slurping up the custard.


The geese get stuck on the tower and are slowly consumed,but they violently peck it dealing 50 damage
slatwob
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the Waffle tower has 49'950HP left

dacer
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Just like your attack, no damage! wow!

just like your fists, wow!

ah well im not hungry anymore anyways.
RubberyChicken
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My custodial wall decides to take a break, and decides to eat your tower

Pixie214
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While messing around putting Maltesers on the LHC scientists at CERN accidentally create anti-waffles. Simple physics shows that a object and its "anti-" cannot exist in such proximity cancelling each other out.

dacer
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pwnt by the chick of rubbery texture!

im going to guess your wall is dead now.

slatwob
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My custodial wall decides to take a break, and decides to eat your tower


The Waffle tower throws dacer into your walls mouth instead.(do walls even have mouths? oh well)
dacer is dead.
RubberyChicken
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It is still hungry

dacer
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whys this kid hate me?

aced0155
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I laugh at dacer's demise then throw a waffle tower's worst enemy...mustard!!!!!!

mattt15
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I send 100 Sumos that didn't eat since 2 days and i'm sending them to war to he waffle tower!

slatwob
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Total HP 49'750

While messing around putting Maltesers on the LHC scientists at CERN accidentally create anti-waffles. Simple physics shows that a object and its "anti-" cannot exist in such proximity cancelling each other out.


The waffle tower and the Anti waffles have a battle to the death, but there being together creates multiple rips in timespace and the waffle tower pushes them into one.

Waffle tower -150hp

It is still hungry


it takes a bite out of the waffle tower but due to its sheer awesomeness it dies of a heart attack.
-50HP to wall
slatwob
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Total HP 49'800

I laugh at dacer's demise then throw a waffle tower's worst enemy...mustard!!!!!!

It enjoys the mustard and heals 50HP

I send 100 Sumos that didn't eat since 2 days and i'm sending them to war to he waffle tower!

They die of starvation before they reach the wall
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