OH MY GOD! This is the greatest movie I've ever seen in my life! There is this bear who wants to be a kung fu master. And I think he is the bear from those Panda Express restraunts. And so he climbs these stairs and enters this big Chinese place to become the KUNG FU PANDA. Pandas will do that. I had an artifact that took up tap-dancing... Until I ate him.
And there is a female tiger known as Tigris and there is a female snake knows as.. Snake! ..... What do you call a female snake anyway? Snakestress? Mrs. Snake? The b-boobies snake? And they also had a MONKEY! All great films as monkeys! Remember Chairman of the Boar? That had a monkey in it! ..Wait no, that was Caratop. Who I think is a monkey. And the person who does his voice is Jackie Chan! Jackie Chan plays a monkey! And he says great things like... Like..... *scratches head* I don't think the monkey talks is this movie. WHAT THE HELL! You give Jackie Chan to do voice and then he never talks? That's bullcrap! He can barley talk already! Why would you hire him as a voice?
And there is a turtle who turns into flowers. I mean it, he turns into flowers! What kind of a power is that? "Look out for the turtle! He's gonna make the world smell like petunias!" "Watch out! He might whiskey swain to an air freshener commercial!" So the panda is being taught by a mousey who looks like Binky and the Brains love childs. So the mousey is like "You're the dragon." and the panda is like "No dude, I'm a panda". Then the mousey is like "You're right. Piss off."
But then this gray tiger breaks out of prison. And he takes out like a million rhinoceroseseseses! So the grey tiger and the big panda are kung fu fighting! I swear to god I didn't smoke anything. And the panda grabs gray tigers pinky, and the tiger EXPLOOOODES! He actually explodes! More movies need exploding gray tigers! Shino's list would be so much better if it had an exploding gray tiger! Instead I explore the morality of inner spirituality of all mankind. What a ripoff!
So go see Kung Fu Panda. Although don't try to train a real panda to do kung fu. Th-they don't like that. They mostly hate you. The next time I'm going to Panda Express I am gonna get a helping of Kung Fu Panda. With an extra serving of HAAYAAAHH!!!!! Hi...
What's that? A pedofil program? And Zega, looks like you have fell to love with a childrens movie...............*Big pause*........... So good for you! I like childrens movies too! Pixar animations are great!
Zega that movie is already showed up here months ago since june.Well if you found a game about kung fu panda its hard to beat tai lung,i played this game in the internet cafe and its very fun to use Po.
And there is a turtle who turns into flowers. I mean it, he turns into flowers! What kind of a power is that? "Look out for the turtle! He's gonna make the world smell like petunias!" "Watch out! He might whiskey swain to an air freshener commercial!"
