So what would be your last words if you were die? I think that mine would depend on the way i died, like if i were to be hung id make so comment about the judge's wife/Daughter. But if i were to be shot id say somthing like "MOTHER F***ER WHYED YOU SHOT ME YOU B****"
"It's about time, now I can meet the reaper and why everyone thinks he's so awesome" if I died alone with my maid (in a french maid outfit, of course) sitting next to me on my death bed since every person in my family was either too busy or dead (I'd expect it)
"Why is it that I die old even though I was a nice guy throughout my life?" If I die completely alone.
"Can I have one last kiss, before I go?" If I die with my wife/girlfriend beside my deathbed.
"God forbids my philosophy kicks in right before I say my last words" If my family was there, and I'd like to lighten the mood.
"I don't want anything special, a cremation and spread me upon all the crap I had as a child and kept to this day," If I die by my mother.
"Sometimes I can't help but think that this is ironic, but I don't know how," If my sister was beside my death bed.
"You know, I wished for this when I was a kid, but now that I'm living it, it's not as satisfying," If whole family and gf/wife was there.
"Well I know I'm going to hell, that last game in production was terrible," If I had a large game company, like I plan to do.
"We'll see how the devil is at cards," if I was dieing by snakes on a plane.
"Why is it that they named a fatal disease after a god?" if I felt like making a crack.
"OH crap, I forgot to bomb mexico." if I grow up to be a dictator.
Unnatural death: I would look at my "sister" and say: No! No,no,no,no,no,NO! You can not have my only diamond necklace! Look at my mom's husband: No! You can not turn my room into a gym! At mom: How do I look? Good? Okey! *dies* At (future) boyfriend: Meh! We had a god run!
If I die of old age: At my 90 year old future husband: Thank god I'm going before you! That way I can have at least a year of peace without you! *dies* At my children: Play *urgh* nice! *dies* =)
I think that it depends on the way i die and how fast it would be. To be a bit more realistic: i'd say:"Shut the fu up Mothafu-cka! There is no need for explanations!
(if getting shot with a firearm): "Omg, he actually hit me! Good one Frank!"
(if falling from a tall building): *hysterical laughter*
(if getting attacked from a wild animal): "just because God made us in his own image and not yours doesn't give you the right to take your anger out on me! You're just giving in to your weakness!"
