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gabethedrone
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So what would be your last words if you were die?
I think that mine would depend on the way i died, like if i were to be hung id make so comment about the judge's wife/Daughter. But if i were to be shot id say somthing like "MOTHER F***ER WHYED YOU SHOT ME YOU B****"

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Fritz_Rublehem
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Fritz_Rublehem
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I would ask for forgiveness to previous grievences and faults that I procurred over the years.

Flagg
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Flagg
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Peasant

Life was good.Goodbye everyone.

Allen474
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Allen474
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Nomad

i probaly wont have time to have last words cause ill be gettin blown up or shot

devoncool4500
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I'll say fire on the hole!!! Boommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!! Boommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!! Boommmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!

lviv
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Jester

Peace out

I'll be in Valhalla drinking a brewski.

Green12324
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Green12324
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Barney the Dinosaur, you my friend need to stop creepin' on little kids.

RaptorExx
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Farmer

i probaly wont have time to have last words cause ill be gettin blown up or shot

I kno lol.

I really haven't thought what my last words would be if I died of something gradual, like old age or a random disease, I mean in all manner I didn't plan on living in the first place! So I had, and still have, nothing prepared for my death o_O
mason1
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mason1
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Nomad

Game Over lol

bluebee2468
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bluebee2468
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Nomad

Goodbye everyone Im goin to paradise

crazyape
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crazyape
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-Gun shot- OOOWWWW!!!!....Is this thing on??? -Dies-

Pedro97
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I would say:

" Can you do kill me faster, God is waiting for me up there and I am late."

ExplosiveDynamite
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It is time to die,
Shot to the heart, murdered.
Descending to hell.

Haiku!

member565
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If I die of natural causes I'd say... I love... (i died)

If I get shot I'd say... Take me to a hospital

loloynage2
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"I regret nothing!!! Well, except for not banging that girl back in high-school, if I only knew that a cure to all STD's would come out 4 years later"

loloynage2
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oh...and:

"Well I'm going to die...time to hunt some tourists in that castle in Scotland."

"I can see my life flashing before my eyes...oh wait, no, that's just a coke commercial"

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