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gabethedrone
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So what would be your last words if you were die?
I think that mine would depend on the way i died, like if i were to be hung id make so comment about the judge's wife/Daughter. But if i were to be shot id say somthing like "MOTHER F***ER WHYED YOU SHOT ME YOU B****"

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Kyouzou
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I'm not quite sure, you see I haven't gotten around to saying them yet. I'll be fine as long as it's not something as inane as "I want a sandwich."

FinallyOnTop
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It would have to depend. If i where to die at a young age... i would so cry.... =( if it of old age then i would just think of all i've done.. pretty much nothing to say but die happy.

swivee
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I'LL MISS YOU, CUPCAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MRWalker82
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You know, I've always imagined my last words as something along the lines of "what do you suppose THIS button does?" However I really like what (supposedly) Karl Marx said to his houseservant before he died: "get out of here and leave me alone. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough already". Beethoven also said something rather funny on his deathbed. It's claimed that, after receiving his last rights from a priest he said "applaud friends, the comedy is over".

DeadlyVelociraptor
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hey guys! Hey guys look at my "dead" Impression!

Avorne
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Before you dies a man - shed no tears though, for he lived well and his body shall be reclaimed by the Earth that he so loved.

I was thinking something along those lines.

Efan
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Why the hell are you crying! Shouldn't I be?

DeadlyVelociraptor
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nah, here is a fixed version of mine if it was some one who killed me


"You sure can use a gun can't you? I'm better than you, I'm an actor! Look I can act like I'm dead!"

XVERB
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someone would ask me "any last words?"

and i would say "yes, just three"

thats from something i just cant think of what

Avorne
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Oh, if I'd been murdered and had some dying last words then it'd be - Not funny dude, red is so NOT my colour, and you're paying the cleaning bill.

sonicheroes95
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i'd just give them this. "is killing me really gonna fix your problems?"

or if it's natural, i'll go. "****, guess i'll never discover the truth to my (word cut out cause it's need to know). at least i have the sky of the past to look at."

Drink
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i will say er i will YELL "just remember everyone I AM AWESOME EVEN WHEN IM DEAD I WILL STILL BE AWESOME"

Joe96
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"Oh wow! I only have a few seconds to say something before I die...what to say...what to..." XP

thisisnotanalt
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Do not fret, for in the morning I will be dead and you will still be ugly.

Oh by the way, I'm gonna die. Cya!!1

Have you ever had that weird feeling in your whole body like it's slowly shutting down and then you kinda stop living? It's happening to me right now. Kinda weird.

Game over!

I've never seen the inside if a coffin before! Oh wait . . . .

Kylelolcat
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If it was natural...

"Don't worry. I'll come back when I get the chance and tell you what the afterlife is like."

If it was death by drowning...

"**** YOU IRONY!"

Other murder...

"I'll give the word when I get to Heaven that you were my murderer. Have fun in Hell..."

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