Today I share a new and abnoxious fad A way we can drive others insanely mad! To speak in constant riddles and rhymes Fun can be had to pass these boring times. So go out all over the community and say What it is you must in a poetic way! If one asks of you to cease and to stop Say to them and say in this way-
"Why not? It is only a rhyme I am me As you can see So let me be For I am free!"
And if they pursist in that your rhymes end To them this is the message to send
"Oh, what a pity to end such ploys Oh, how shall I find new joys? The sadness you bring me puts me down I must move on and speak no sound"
If they continue to complain and pursist Simply remember they don't exist Ignore them and don't give them a breath of your air Continue to rhyme as much as you dare.
It is the poetry that we seek For we are poets, The Poets of True Speak!
But my grammar is mutilated for artistic purposes. And of you, your flow is oh so outdated. But a flame-war, I don't want this to be. Artistic grammatical mutilation is not an invention from me.
ummmm. . .sense? What's up with the randomness? It's befuddling and weird, If I had a beard, I'd be stroking my beard in confusion. And now, because of your randomness, by me you'll be shunned. Shun!
But. . .but Nich! How dare you be so offtopic! This thread is the sanctuary of us. Post here, you must? The ontopic is welcome, and so are you. That is, if you play by the rules.
The world is in a mess, Just like my school desk. The officials are the guilty fellows, Let's build a pair of gallows! Till AIG returns the funds, Citizens will not keep their guns.
My apologies sir Nick That assumption was made to quick But one thing from my post still stands Offtopic was not you but one of my hands. I just had to say my friend was named Doug. Would all be better if I gave you a hug?
The idea is to rhyme other than here But I see my idea was not clear But if you continue to go off topic This thread, I'm afraid, I will have to lock it!
