This is a pretty fun game I used to play alot. The rules are simple. 1. someone claims the hill 2. the next person explains how they beat the last person and claims th hill for themselves. 3. If you don't end the reply with the phrase "My hill" It dosn't count.
I'll start. I climb the hill and vuild a wall around it. My hill
I push Kylelolcat into the sinkhole, fill it up with cement, and build a barbed-wire fence around the hill with my GOD MODE powers. It extends to the heavens, and just in case someone scales it, C'thulhu is my watchdog who eats trespassers. Too bad none of you know who C'thulhu is so you can beat him. ^_^ My hill.
I create a fake mess hall trap outside the hill which the marines all go to for food. Then I proceed to lock them up inside the mess hall and have C'thulhu eat them. I put a bounty on cometman202's head for $100,000,000,000.00 and all of the hitmen in the world kill him. Then the pit that I threw Kylelolcat and dudeguy45 into is reopened and cometman202 is thrown in there with them. I clone C'thulhu and now have an army of C'thulhus at my service who form an impenetrable wall around the complex that sits on my hill. My hill.