This is a pretty fun game I used to play alot. The rules are simple. 1. someone claims the hill 2. the next person explains how they beat the last person and claims th hill for themselves. 3. If you don't end the reply with the phrase "My hill" It dosn't count.
I'll start. I climb the hill and vuild a wall around it. My hill
I shine into the eyes of your red, white, and blue hulk-like army. They are confuzzled. I move the hill out from under them with my telepathic powers. (exhausting.) I move it to a secret place.
My hill (the whereabouts of which are unknown to every person in the universe.)
Good thing I have been away for awhile seeking solitude, and suddenly you move the hill right to where I am how flattering, using my own telepathic powers I throw your exhausted body off the hill (not very exhausting)
Must look away from mirror, I use my telepathic powers to put a sheet of paper in front of the mirror, then I cause civil tension in your army that causes an uprising