I guess the name sums it all up!!!Put your long and complex or short and simple jokes here!!!If it's in the wrong place move it,If it's all ready been done lock it,O.K I'll start!!!
three hikers are hiking on a cliff... a witch appears and tells them that each one of them will jump off the cliff and say one word, the thing he said will appear.. if they don't she'll turn them into a frog and eat them
so the first one jumps and yells "Water!" and he lands safely in a lake and survives
the second one jumps and yells "trampoline!" he lands safely on a huge trampoline and bounces happily
the third starts running toward the jump but trips on a rock and shouts "oh crap!"
but again... here is a joke that may be funny only when said aloud (and right) but it is my personal favorite
three cows are just... eating stuff in the meadow
... the firs tone says: "moo"...
... the second one says: "moo"...
... the third one says "moo-moo" The first one pulls out a machinegun and clears out a whole clip on the third one! "why the hell did you do that!?!?!" The second cow asks
My only good one is one that actuly happened to my cousin when she was little. So my aunt and uncle took my cousin into the woods to find a cristmas tree. They looked and looked but she kept saying "No" to all the trees. Finaly after hours my uncle snapped "Why can't you pick a tree!?" "Because these ones aren't decorated." She replied.
