"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
"Sigh... I'm in a creative slump..." "You really should be working on that story I saw you writing." "Huh? What story?" "You know, the one that starts 'Dear Dia-" "NO! SHUT UP!" "What? I was just saying the start of the sentence- oooooooh! You have a diary??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" "It's not a diary... it's a journal... sigh..." "OMFG dude! Why do you keep a dia- oh, right... why do you keep a *snickers* journal!!" "Because, you know... ah... you know... uh..." "Here. Yer gonna need this!" "This... this is a noose! Whatcha gonna do?! Lynch me?! "No, man! You might need it though, after I show your diary to everyone I know!!! HA!" "NOOOOOOO!!! You wouldnt dare!!" "Yep! I'm gonna show everybody! Hehehehehe..." "Oh sh- wait... hey Pierce, can I borrow your knife? "What? You gonna take the easy way out?" "Oh, you could say that... hehe... *glares evily*" "Uh, heh, yeah, well..."
P: *hands over knife* Sure, can I borrow the noose? M: Pierce! P: What? M: Don't be so... Emo... P: It's surprisingly easy~ M: Even the cutting? P: You have to think dark thoughts. M: You're pretty happy for an emo P: Three moods: Emo, whimsical and pissed M: Oh... Well... Don't go emo... P: I thought my whimsical self was more annoying. M: Oh crap, you just said you have another self... P: ... M: We are so screwed. Yeah, we are, hey give me that noose me P: No! I called it! M: You're not emo ATM P: Oh yeah, here you are *gives* *humming quietly* M: Are you sure that this will only kill him and not you? Kill? I ain't going to kill *spins noose like lasso* P: Great, so you can lasso horses and let them die Perhaps~ M: *facepalm* Well Pierce, we found someone more of a loser than you. P: Where's your other self? M: Great, you called her > > Hey uh, shouldn't we be at school anyway by now? P: ... M: ... P: Your other self sucks.
"I just heard the word Emo spoken aloud." "So?" "Uhmm... I don't like the word Emo." "Then why do you keep saying it?" "I don't know. It's funny to say it" "So you don't like the word, but it's funny to say it?" "You're pretty smart!" "That's a really bad pun you know" "I know..." "Emo." "What?" "E-mm-oo" "Great. Stop that now" "Emo" "Please, don't." "Emo... Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, Emo, ...." "Help!!!!" "Emo."
(Thump)
"Are you alright?" [i]"No, he just went into Emophobia, or the state of unconsciousness when hearing the word Emo too much." "Cool..."
"Be careful with that noose, other pierce, you might just get trampled while harrassing horses." "Soooooo... whats the knife for? *glances nervously*" "Oh, you'll find out soon enough... hehe... I like being evil..." "Yeah, well... *gulp* I d-don't like being dead, got it...?"
Trood: I AM TROOD! "Why can you speak in links too?" Trood: Alt told me." "Grrrr. . . ." "Depressionsong." "Alt, stop being sad. That's my job." "Chill, you'll be okay. Me still sad" ** "Alt, you're just mocking me.
Thoad: Why the hell are you talking to yourself, Jezz? Jezz: ... *continues talking with self* Thoad: O_oU Righty then. Rafael: Oi, why do you have 2 characters being yourself, thoad? Thoad: Me having a split personallity along with several different brains linked to me, I have the ability to have several different characters. Rafael: Different brains? How does that work? Thoad: Well, I'm in a closed enviornment...kind of. I have several tubes and wires linking me to different closed enviornments with wires and tubes connecting brains to me. There's one of thomas Eddisons descendant. He's a redneck. Brain1: HYUK. Thoad: Yyyyep. Rafael: Looks like ye' just made yer'self look like an idiot. Thoad: Pretty much, yeah. But we all love me anyways, I'm a Mary Sue Rafael: Well I just made another 1 trillion dollars, so ** yours. Thoad: How rude!
"People should stop going in here if they aren't unsane!" "Alt, why are you so ticked over this?" "Well, We've got everything in here down to a science." "Alt, stop teasing me." "SHUT UP, CHILL!" *hits you with a zuckertute*
"Ok, first, what the hell is a zuckertute, and second, why aren't you dead yet, other me?" "Stop referring to me like that!! The least you could do is give me a name before I die!!" "ok, ok, sheesh, I'll give you a name... uh, lemme think..." "How about Chuck Norris?" *Chuck walks up to alternate me and punches him with his foot because he's awsome like that* "Ok! That one's off the ballot!" "Owwwww!!! How abhou' fank?" "What?" "Ah shaid fank!" "Frank?" "Ho, fank!!!" "Ok, Frank it is then!" F:Gah, dah'it. "Hey, no foul language, Frank!" F:Khill meh nhow!!! "What? Why? I'm having too much fun torturing you!" F:Gimmeh thu gnife!!!
"Ha ha! Wow I didnt know you were like that, Frank! Ha!" F:Like what? Hey, did we just double-post? God, da****, not again! "Who cares? I finaly have something against you! Now I have justice!!" *overly dramatic music plays* F:Ok, then, aside from double-posting, what do you got on me? "Hee hee! *Whispers into frank's ear*" F:OH! Oh, eh... *blushes* "Thats right, everyone, hehe... Frank is a closet P-" F:NOOOOOO! "What? You have stuff on me that I was gonna kill you for. So I have stuff on you, now!" F:Please, please don't tell!! "Hmm... I'll think about it... this is practicaly worse than death..."
P: ALT! ENOUGH MODEST MOUSE! P: Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Mary won't even look at me at the moment, and I'm also less emo and more pissed than usual. M: Nonetheless alt, I found songs that better suit those words. For "Chill, you'll be ok" and for the depression song... uh... nope, I can't find one. P: ... M: *hums song quietly*
P: Yep, now I'm emo again. M: Brilliant. P: That's the first word you've said to me all day =( M: *not really listening*
*reads above post* M: Lulz, I love it when non-existent people are closet p P: You really want Frank to kill you too? M: *more humming*
"I am BOB!!" "Aargh! No, no, please don't come back!" "You actually believed it?" "Oh, it was just you." "Yeah, it's not like Bob will come back. We kicked him out, remember?" "Yeah, you're right..." "Well well, I thought I should drop by to say hello" "Aaaargh!!!" "Aaargh!!!!" "Noooooooo!!!" "Now, where did we leave of last time?"
N: Place to spam. D: Oh my god we need a dam! N: What happened here? D: Im quaking with fear! N: Bad case of being typing happy? D: I don't know, let's just flee!
Heh I apologise for talking to myself, Thoad. I suppose this is the only place I can be mental and not care xD I still want a name~! FYNNNEE! *sigh* What would you like to be named? Well... *sly grin* NO, nothing inappropriate! ... If you don't pick something soon i'll choose for you. And you won't like it... ... *sigh* How about Jim? *laughs* How about a female name kaythxz? Pfft fine.. SKYE! That's one of MINE And i'm using it... I AM you! oh yehh... kay fine. You can have that name. But I can nickname you whatever I want. Yes? mmhmm... That's what I thought~
Skye: You like Nicho's poetry? Jezz: Skye, you sure he likes you calling him Nicho? Skye: Hmm no.. *hangs head* Jezz: Yeah, you better ask him. Skye: OI NICHO? Can I call you that? Nichodemus: No. Skye: ... Jezz: Failure. Jezz: And yes, I suppose I do like his poetry. It's ironic. Posting about spam whilst spamming!
