"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
P: ... M: ... P: So who's trood? M: A moron. P: Makes him no different to the rest of us. M: Except me of course (note from P: See? She's full of herself) M: You know, I can read that. P: Uh... M: > > P: ^.^
"I want the thigh." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
M: Sucker, I get my own thigh P: I want it. M: ... P: *blinks* M: Ewww... *kicks really hard*
"Hey, wanna know what I just noticed?" "What would that be?" "This has the exact same name as that popular movie, "The Neverending Story"." "Wow! That's a doozy, idn't it?" "Sure is." "So what'ya been up to?" "Turding on other peoples cars." "Really? Was it white or black?" "White" "Hey viewer, if you haven't guessed by now, we're pigeons. Yep. Pigeons." "ARTEEEEEEEEX. DON'T LET THE SWAMP GET YOUUUU~!"
Never ending storiiiiiiiiii DadaDAdadaDAdadaDA Never ending storiiiiiiiiii DadaDAdadaDAdadaDA Never ending... I am a little tired atm, if no one has noticed... DadaDAdadaDAdadaDA!!
P: Uh, thoad, that movie sucked M: Bad *kicks again* P: And my stupid brother loves the f***ing song M: Sucker, all my siblings are awesome and don't listen to crap music. P: Tom? M: ... P: ... M: *kicks*
"Thoad, don't spread lies." Thoad: How so? "The running time of that movie is only 92 minutes! It lied to all of us!" Thoad: Oh. *thoad starts blasting some SOAD song* Thoad: Fuck yeah! "The movie 'The Neverending Story was not nearly as good as the show."
"Yes, I do know things." "Alt, it's just your God computer." "Nope, it got the BSOD." "SO?" "I just rememberized all that I had to to keep all of the characters in this thread alive and stuff. Also, I know how to break you and make you my brainwashed servant forever." "When did you do that?" "A long time ago." "Still, I doubt you know enough." "Photographic memory, too much free time, Google-see where I'm going?"
M: You could also try wikipedia chill P: I love screwing with wikis *pulls off bandages* M: You, really-shouldn't-do-that P: Perhaps. M: Why aren't you worried? P: Because there's nothing to worry about... M: Then why are you so depressed? P: *looks away again*
M: Quick! We must greet the AG Greeter! P: Hi there, I'm an emo, welcome to the desolate forum known as Armor Games. Hopefully you will come to your senses and leave forever. M: Of course, if you don't, welcome to the family! P: Me and you in the same family? Now that's a disturbing thought... M: Oh crap it is.... Uh... Ignore that bit~
12563: Oh my god, P is emo! George: Yeah, and you're numbers. 12563: Get over it. You're George. Ooohh. George: Huh? How was that a dis? 12563: Lol, I'll tell you when you're older. George: That makes even less sense! 12563: Well who said I make sense?!?! George: O_o
