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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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thisisnotanalt
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"Pazx and dragon have taken over my thread. . . ."
"Like I care. . . ."
"Well, you should."
"Why?"
"If it weren't for this thread, you wouldn't exist."
"My brain hurts arwarwarw!!"
"You never used Google, did you?"
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Also, WTF Alt?

"Hey,someone is confused~"
"Haha, you're confusing!"
"I never said I wasn't."
"Still~"
"D***, is wish you payed attention."
Pazx
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P: You think this makes any sense?
M: What?
P: Haha! You're talking to me.
M: Obviously you're not taking this seriously...
P: Well, you can't not talk to me can you?
M: ...
P: ...
...

...
M: ...
P: D*** you.
M: ...

"Pazx and dragon have taken over my thread. . . ."


P: It's your own fault for making this thread.
M: ...
P: You know, I don't think I'm even gonna bother typing the 'M:'s anymore.
P: *yawns*

M: You think you guys have problems with having a stupider/more nonsensical version of yourselves, I have some moron.
P: You do~
M: ...
P: Even less talking to me...
M: You ruined it.
thisisnotanalt
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"This game is fun!"
"What is it, Alt?"
"It's an introspective personal take on an experience that left the creator emotionally vulnerable, and leaves the player to think about heir own feelings and how others perceive them."
"What is it called?"
"Robot Dinosaurs that Shoot Beams when they Roar."
"erm. . .Alt, you don't have a life."
"Have you payed attention to anything that's happened so far?"

Pazx
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P: Funny, I thought we were talking about Aether here.
M: You weren't even in that conversation.
P: So I wasn't.
M: Sometimes I think you don't have a life.
P: Oh, I do. Just we wrecked it.
M: You wrecked it?
P: You helped.

"Have you payed attention to anything that's happened so far?"


I'm pretty sure that 'Chill' figured out that the only thing that's happened so far is several random conversations appearing here.
thisisnotanalt
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"Alt, you're running out of things to type."
"This is probably going to be one of the longest stories yet. You see, all of these dialogues have a deeper philosophical meaning that many seem to misunderstand; every word you say has an impact on the flow of reality. Perhaps, if you talk too much, fish sticks will start flying or something. You'll never know. Because the reality we're in is something unaffected by the outside world mostly.
"I hate you sometimes, Alt."
*:>*

thisisnotanalt
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"Alt, should I have a name."
"Pazx seems to think you need one."
"Yayz!"
"I will name you. . .Chill."
"So I exist."
*Sigh* "Yes, you do."
"OMG YAY!"
"You don't need to be so excited. You'll probably go emo or something."
"Alt, you're not funny anymore."
"You have a terrible sense of humor."

Pazx
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"You don't need to be so excited. You'll probably go emo or something."


P: Being excited doesn't usually make you emo... There are.... Other things...
M: He has experience~

~~~

P: Wasn't his nickname already Chill? That's the only reason I said that.
M: Nothing makes sense here.

*fish sticks start flying*
thisisnotanalt
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"We're really offtopic."
"The nature of the offtopic. . .is different from this. You do not seem to understand the scope of this, Chill."
"Grrr. . . ."
"What will you do?"
*attacks Alt with a fire axe*
*deletes the action above*
"Why do you have to be in control here. . . ."
"Things would be much worse if you were in control and you know it."

Pazx
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There are two reasons why we cannot be offtopic here Chill, one is, that we are in the art forums, and the other is this thread had no point in the first place.

(See, Mary isn't speaking with me so I don't need to write the letters~)

"Why do you have to be in control here. . . ."
"Things would be much worse if you were in control and you know it."


To be honest I thought it was because Alt was the one sitting at the keyboard.
thisisnotanalt
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" "
"What are you trying to do?"
"Alt, I'm trying to make this post blank!"
"Seriously. . .?"
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To be honest I thought it was because Alt was the one sitting at the keyboard.

"Alt, Pazx thinks that it's just the keyboard."
"It is."
"Hmmm. . . ."
*tries to push Alt away*
*task manager, ends task 'hail.exe'
Pazx
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*task manager, ends task 'hail.exe'


I think he just ended your life Chill.

Does that mean the end?

M: No. This is Alt.
P: Hey! I was enjoying not having to type Ps and Ms.
Zega
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"Enter Zega"
"Horray"
"Yay"
"Lets do this"
"Heck yeah"
"random >_<"

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"Hmm, did you notice that there's a fourth person here?"
"Yeah, but do you really think Zega is going to post as much as the rest of us?"
"Not really.."
"So shut up then..."
"..."
"I said shut up!"
"I did!"
"Ha, you said something!"
"I'm tired and not in the mood..."
""

thisisnotanalt
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"Alt, what did you just do?"
"I readjusted the scope of your existence."
"Why?"
"You talk too much."
"Most of my responses are just one word! It's been forever since I had a really really long response! Why must you constantly be like this?"
"You illustrated why pretty well just then. Also, be sure to actually watch the clock."
"How do you speak links?"
"Keyboard secret."
"I'll try this!"
*facepalm*

Pazx
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P: Alt, your humor is getting worse and worse.
M: Pierce, your humor sucks anyways.
P: Say what you want~

P: Zega won't post here much.
M: You know how Zophy and Cen judged the art comps together? I wanna see them do it here~
P: Good luck with that.

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