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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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thisisnotanalt
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"Alt, db05 and Pazx are writing themselves into this thread."
"So what? The more the merrier."
"I'm just worried. . . ."
"Why? More people to make fun of you. . . ."
**
*^^*

dragonball05
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"Have you noticed it's the same 3 people posting here?"
"Another admission that I am you."
"For God's sake, shut up!"
"Why does this concern God? I thought you were agnostic."
"Wouldn't that make you agnostic, too?"
"I prefer to be my own person. I won't be influenced by you."
"But I am you!"
"It's so fun messing with you. "
"I'm going to kill you."
"Suicide isn't the answer."
"..."

thisisnotanalt
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"Hi Alt!"
"Hi Pierce!"
"I hate my life. . . ."
You say that a lot. . . ."
". . . ."
"It's okay. buddy. Want to go make fun of this guy here?"
"Heyyyy-"
"Sure!"

thisisnotanalt
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**bedtime now, please don't post too much further!**
"I thought you said asterisks were for action. . . ."
"Also for disclaimers."
**Alt is crazy**
"Disclaimers are for things people don't know."
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"db05's new one was good."
"Yep, but he shouldn't think of suicide."
"Alt, I'm suicidal."
"Good thing you don't exist."

Pazx
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P: At least you guys are talking to yourself, she's bloody real!
M: Am I?
P: Yes.
M: Oh. Damn.
P: Strop's on. Let's see if he locks this.
M: I reckon he'll join in.
P: I thought you weren't talking to me :P
M: ... *kicks*
P: *rubs leg* I missed that.

Also, WTF Alt?

dragonball05
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"Hmm, we got ninja'd with a 2 minute space in between."
"Maybe because you take too long to think of what to type."
"You're starting to make me mad..."
"You're making yourself mad? That doesn't sound healthy."
"I'm gonna hurt you..."
"Ahh! Now you're emo?! Get away from me!"
">_>"
"Stop staring at yourself."
"-_-"
"Now you're glaring at yourself."
"-walks away-"
"Hey, wait up. I'll come with you."
"Ugh..."

Pazx
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"Ahh! Now you're emo?! Get away from me!"


P: I thought I was emo.
M: You were.
P: Until you came along.
M: And then you became more emo.
P: Yeah.
M: ...
P: I hate my life I hate my life.
M: I'm in your life, you hate me?
P: You're not in my life anymore, and, yes I hate you.
dragonball05
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"I hope Strop doesn't lock this."
"Me too."
"Stop copying me..."
"It's kind of hard when I am you."
"-shoots- -mirror shatters-"
I'm free!!!
-another mirror appears, this time bulletproof-
"I'm back. And that's not very nice shooting me..."
"O_o"

Pazx
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M: You could always go suicidal dragon.
P: Like me.
M: Pierce, even I don't want that.
P: Can I still be depressed?
M: Why not. Just don't let it out on me.
P: Too bad, you caused it.

dragonball05
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"Have you noticed kyba thinks I should be in politics?"
"You mean he thinks I should be in politics."
"You know, for the person who said you were me, you sure are acting like we're 2 people."
"Huh?"
"You're so stupid all of a sudden."
"You just called yourself stupid. XD"
"See? You just said you were me."
"Did you notice we switched places?"
"O_o"
"Rawr! >"
"O_O"

Pazx
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So dragon, do you want to prove that there is no such thing as off-topic here in the art section?

P: Actually, I don't think we need to prove it.
M: We can't.
P: Why?
M: Because it's been proven several times.

dragonball05
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"I agree."
"Obviously there is no such thing as off-topicness here."
"Wait...We got our lines switched around."
"Ahh! We switched scripts!"
"Shh! Someone might've heard you..."
-looks at Pierce and Mary-
[whisper]"We're gonna have to get rid of them."
"Alright. How should we do it."
"Shh! They're looking this way.[/whisper] Hi Pierce. Hi Mary."
"How are the two of you?"
">_>"
"<_<"

Pazx
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Hi Pierce. Hi Mary."
"How are the two of you?"


P: Terrible.
M: Life sucks. He sucks.
P: [whisper]I think they're trying to get rid of us
M: They can get rid of you all they want [/whisper]
P: B****
M: Loser.
dragonball05
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"Hmm, I think if we just leave them as they are, they'll get rid of each other."
"Less work for us, right? Wait, shouldn't we be whispering?"
"Don't worry about it. They already know."
"I see. So, what's next, bro."
">_> I'm not your brother, I am you."
"Aha, now I get to say it this time: You admitted I am you."
"I've already realized that, can we just move on?"
"Nah."
"-_-"
"Let's find some more people tomorrow. It's not as interesting as it could be with just us and the two halves of Pazx."
"...That was a weird way of putting it, but you're right."
"Time for ice cream!"
">_>"
"Don't worry, I'm buying."
"Hey, than- wait a minute..."
""

Pazx
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"Let's find some more people tomorrow. It's not as interesting as it could be with just us and the two halves of Pazx."


P: We're actually two people.
M: You're just you, so we win.
P: We're working together?
M: No, I just like using you in this account.
P: D***.
M: Now what did you say about ice cream?
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