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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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thisisnotanalt
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"Apparently, I'm not funny anymore."
"Took you long enough to realize it."
"chill, you're making me sad."
*^^*
**Alt is sad**
**Chill is happy**
"That's it Alt, now I'm going to the keyboard!"
"nooooo~"

thisisnotanalt
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"Haha, I'm double posting!"
"alt, what is the purpose of you doing that?"
Pazx: "Double posting is baaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
". . . ."
". . . ."
". . . ."
"Alt, what are you doing?"
"Still typing in the Neverending Story."
"You should stop."
"Think about the name for a second or two."

Pazx
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P: Alt, your name is misleading.
M: This thread name is misleading too.
P: Alt, is it our turn to DP yet?
M: Why do we want to DP?
P: Why fun of course~

Pazx: "Double posting is baaaaaaaaaaaaad!"


P: I saw a sheep outside.
M: You live in metropolitan areas.
P: That's why I was so amazed.
thisisnotanalt
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"You know Chill, I might be able to think of more funnehs if people post in a non-dialogue format."
"Alt, why did you invent me?"
"I needed to torment SOMEBODY!"
*:'(*

thisisnotanalt
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"Chill, do you believe in God?"
"I'm as agnostic as a Belgian waffle."
"trying to be crazy like me?"
"Yes."
"It isn't working."
------------
"I believe in George."
"Who's George, Alt?"
"George."
"Stop speaking in links!!!"

thisisnotanalt
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"Alt, are you me?"
"To a certain extent."
"So. . .if I threaten to kill myself, would it be murder or suicide? Or a hostage situation??"
"It would be a catch-22."
"why not a catch-23?"
"Chill, that as an awful jo--
"two snares and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh bum-tiss!"
"Chill, stop i--
"Unless life gives you sugar and water, you're going to make some pretty crappy lemonade!"
"Chill, stop right nao or I'll--
"I CAN haz cheezburger!"
Goddammit, Chill."
*opens task manager, ends task 'haznolief.exe'*
"You've overused the task manager thing now, Alt."
*goes to settings, configures to 'ignorance is bliss' config*

dragonball05
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"Hmm, I wasn't really expecting my armatar to be picked."
"Yeah, me neither."
"Ok, for the love of God, stop saying stuff like that. You are me."
"There you go bring the possibly non-existant God into this again."
"You know, you're making this difficult."
"But you love making things difficult."
"Well yeah, but that doesn't mean you should make things difficult, too."
"You fail in seeing how we share opinions and actions."
"Look who's talking."
"But I don't have a mirror anymore."
"...You're in a mirror."
"Prove it..."
"Go back a few pages. You'll see when I smashed the first mirror you were in."
"But I'm too lazy... Go get me a link."
"But I'm too lazy to do that..."
"*lazy*"
"*lazy*"

ulimitedpower
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ulimitedpower
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What is this thread? Thisisnotanalt has lost his marbles it seems. I know, can I start talking too like a mad man? Would make me feel better.

"Who are you?"
"Ulimitedpower"
"I'm sorry, can you say that again?"
"U-limited-power"
"Unlimitedpower?"
"ULIMITEDPOWER you creep? Not with an N!!!!"
"What a weird name..."
"Garahhhhhggg"
....
...
..
.

"A moster!!!" (Running sounds)

thisisnotanalt
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"Lol."
"Alt, what is the cause of these lulz?"
"Ulimited thinks I lost my marbles."
"Well, you are crazy."
"I have a whole drawer full of marbles."
"Ooooookay. . . ."
"Well, I've always been crazy, people just are confused by my lack of transparency."

dragonball05
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"I think power has something against "n"s."
"I do, too."
"It gets annoying when all you do is agree with me."
"I concur."
"Ok, now it's starting to make me mad."
"I'm becomming slightly upset myself."
"Ok, someone needs smacked."
"-smacks-"
"Hey! I meant I was gonna smack you!"
"Too slow."
"..."
""

Pazx
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P: It seems someone else joined in.
M: How ironic.

P: Too bad I can't suicide to kill you.
M: Yes, too bad~

Pazx
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P: Someone else joined in.
M: How ironic.
P: It's too bad I can't just suicide to kill you.
M: Too bad, ain't it?

Pazx
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P: Eeep, epic glitch fail. ^^^
M: You are epic fail.
P: So true.
M: Now I know why DB05 doesn't like people agreeing with him.

thisisnotanalt
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"Pierce and Mary sure are succinct."
"Yep."
"Unlike you, Chill."
"Heyyyy~"
"We've been through this, Chill."
But--
"Enough. Look. You've basically been spewing soliloquys of ungodly length since this entire cluster-**** of a dialogue started. You've basically polluted it with your tepid ramblings, not leaving any time for others to speak."
"Hypocrite."
**Still on 'ignorance is bliss' config**
**

dragonball05
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"I see we're still the most sane here that have posted regularly."
"Yeah, you could say that."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Well, I think we're at equal levels of sanity since we're all unsane."
"Don't you mean insane?"
"No, unsane. We're not crazy yet. We're just not sane."
"Do you realize how little sense that makes?"
"Possibly."
"There you go again, acting all superior."
"But I am superior, to you at least."
"But I am you!"
"I never knew how much fun it would be to mess with you like this."
"..."
"Happy face."
"Uh, you're supposed to type a happy face, not say it."
"What do you mean type? I'm speaking here. I said happy face to note that I am attempting to make an expression with my non-existant face saying that I'm happy."
"..."
"Happy face."
"Unhappy face."
"I got you to do it. Ha ha. :P"
"-_-"

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