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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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Pois0nArr0w
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Nomad

"Nooooo..."
F: *snickers*

the_manta
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Peasant

Manta: *gasp* *gasp* *wheeze*
Avicus: what happened to you?
Manta: *gasp* water- *wheeze* logged.
Avicus: aww man! there's water all over this thread now! why are you so wet?
Manta: lifeguard- *HACK* training...
*looks left* *looks right*
huh. for the first time, nothing truly interesting has happened since I left!
Avicus: *NOMNOMNOM*
Manta: eh?
Tao: *NOMNOMNOM*
Manta: hm? do you guys have nachos too?
Tao & Avicus: *nod slowly*
Manta: um... can I...?
Tao & Avicus: *shake heads slowly*
Manta: *pouts again*

jezz
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Jezz: Someone say.. nachos?
Skye: Ahahh I like nachos...
Jezz: Yuh. Would it create a paradox if I asked Nicho if he likes nachos?
Skye: ... no... not really? *looks at Jezz sympathetically*
Jezz: It sounds funny! Leave me alone! *sits on the floor, wings folded*
Skye: Errmm... this is weird... *walks off*
Jezz: *whines* Awwhh you always walk off!
Xander: Chirp! *sits on the floor*
Jezz: Hey buddy. You protesting too?
Xander: *confused look*
Jezz: Ehh never mind.. I've got nothing interesting to say.

Pois0nArr0w
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"I said nachos!"
F: Yes you did...
"I'm having an extreme attack of boredom right about now... My vacation was to vacationy. Now I'm bored at my house cause there's nothing to do..."
F: *sigh*
"..."
*bigger sigh*

zlith
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zlith: NOM! NOM nom nm m ... !
vise: what
zlith: *flails arms* !!!!!
vise: what happe- O wait my plan worked now I have the posts all to myself!
zlith: *starts crying*
vise: you said it was impossible to change nacho cheese into rubber cement. well I showed you I SHOWED YOU ALL MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa. um now I'm board.
(*helps zlith*)
zlith: YAY I'M FREE
vise: editor your not fair *sits down and protests with Jezz.*

zlith
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zlith
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zlith: OMG THE THREADS DIEING SOMEONE GET THE HEART ZAPPERS
(HELP SOMEONE CALL 911)

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Alt: No death is found on this thread.
Chill: I thought you killed some people here. . . .
Alt: Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

zlith
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zlith: YOU MURDER PEOPLES, if you need help with the body just go to vise
vise: *from far away* this is why I'm protesting!

thisisnotanalt
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Alt: I'm the thread creator here. I have the power to do anytjhing. I'm the police, the criminal, the judge, the warden-
Chill: And the ass.

Pois0nArr0w
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"Heart zappers?"
F: It's called a defibrillator.
"Yes. It defibrillates."
F: Zohmaigawh. I don't know what else to say... Besides calling Alt a murderer. Oh my god! You killed Kenny! You b******!!

zlith
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zlith: defibrillator...really? let me show ya something, lets just say that frank was a huge unhealthy fat guy having a heart attack
(done *turns frank into an unhealthy fat guy having a heart attack*)
zlith: now if I say QUIK SOMEONE PASS ME THE HEART ZAPPERS someone would no what I am talking about and he would live *heart zaps frank* but if I said QUIK SOMEONE PASS ME THE DEFIBRILLATOR no one would know what to pass me and frank would die.
vise: *from far away* hey he's dieing help him!
zlith: so he is but what sould I use to help him a defibrillator?
vise: *runs over* gimmy *heart zaps frank* its realy not safe for me to go on strike.

Pois0nArr0w
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F: *sigh*
"Most people in the medical profession know it as a defibrillator. Plus, there's one in almost every school in America(cuz we gots all the fatzoz[mcdonalds]) incase of an emergency. And, when I was in the sixth grade, they had an intro to it, and they called it a defibrillator. Not a heart zapper. That sounds more like some death machine."
F: Indeed. And I'm not fat!!! I'd lop your head off right here and now if you weren't just text projected onto my screen. *pulls out cutlass*

thisisnotanalt
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Alt: No,I gave you that job. You're the ass.
Chill: What're you then?
Alt: Your conscience.
Chill: Don't start this. . . .

zlith
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zlith: WHAT?!?!?! WHAT DID I DO- wait ooooooh I forgot your name was frank to. I just made up a name.
vise: *whispers* he didn't go to school so he does not know much

the_manta
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Manta: haha! poor Frank! he's the victim here, it seems.
Avicus: you're soaking right through the thread! dry off before you get home!
Manta: too much work.
Avicus: lazy!
Manta: coming from the non-existant text-boy who can't even move.
Avicus: *sad*
Manta: oooergh... what did you put put in those nachos, Poison?!
Avicus: I bet it was Nicho!
Tao: *body slam*
Manta: Yeah, puns don't fly here.

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