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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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the_manta
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Manta: Maybe there Is a chance for the NES, since it's lacking in vitamin Zlith lately.
Avicus: Yeah, those recent posts have breathed a little vitality into it. Skye's a lifesaver.
Manta: mm... muh?
Avicus: You... You're checking her out too...
Manta: What?! I get lonely...
Avicus: She'll kill you in the blink of an eye! Literally...
Manta: *Blocks out useless opinions*

jezz
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Jess: *keeps an eye on Pierce and Manta* Guys...

Skye: mhmmgmm *mumbles*
Jess: Sorry what?
Skye: lo- hmmhm po- too- *mumbles*
Jess: What?! *exhasperated*
Skye: *mumbles more, looks sheepish*
Jess: Skye, what the heck are you saying!
Skye: I SAID LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME SKYE PORN TOO!!
P: *jaw drops*
Manta: *looks away*
Skye: Oh sh- *runs off*

Jess: Once again, sick...twisted... *sigh*

Pazx
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M: Jess, Skye, I owe you two!
Jess: You can start paying back now TT TT
M: No way, you can keep him for awhile.
Skye: Ugh... And Manta?
M: No.

Manta: Hey! How about you *pressures into corner* Leave the girl alone.
P: Yeah I, uh...
Manta: Seriously dude.
P: Okay Jeez! *slips out*

dragonball05
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"Argh, ye be bein' a bit strange in here. Enough of that, savvy?"
"What did I just say in The Aftermath?! Shut the <bleep> up!!!"
":O What's your problem lately?"
"You're my problem lately you idiot. For no reason whatsoever, you've been acting like a pirate almost all the time."
"...And?"
"*tackles to ground*"
"Whoa, how'd you do that? I thought we were the same person!!"
"A sane alter ego can have its own form if the real being is completely insane."
"...I feel like you're implying something about me..."
"-_-"
"Stop doing that face!"
">:-|"

zlith
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P: You're a pretty good Hyuga.
Anyways, it's funny that Zlith is one of the thread killers and yet he says he's trying to save it.


one whole day without posts after I left so HA HA you were wrong I did save it now post or vise might move back here and zlith is soon to follow >:|
Pois0nArr0w
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"... Well..."
F: We're back...
"From summer camp..."
F: Where we pwn'd at archery...
"And zilth's back..."
F: And he thinks he saved the thread...
"Not really... Sorry..."
F: People just didn't post cause they were either too lazy to go back a page or too lazy to even post... Again, sorry...
"..."
*takes out compound bow, fires randomly at fores-... Er... Beach critters*

the_manta
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Manta: It's more a matter of the stupidity that has overtaken this thread.
Avicus: *Cough*Zlithandhisterriblegrammar&spelling*Cough*
Manta: *takes outpound bow* *Fires at poison*
Avicus: Welcome back!
Manta: *continues firing at Poison*
Poison: Ahhhhh!!

Pois0nArr0w
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"Outpound... Wha?"
F: That's not a kind of bow... Compound, Longbow, and Re-curve... Not outpound... And I actually have enough skittles to kill you with a bow, so... Yeah...

the_manta
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Manta: Yeah... I know. My "Insert" key is annoyingly close to my backspace key...
Avicus: He meant "Out compound."

Pazx
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one whole day without posts after I left so HA HA you were wrong I did save it now post or vise might move back here and zlith is soon to follow >:|


You're an idiot, we left for a better place WITHOUT YOU.

Out Compound pls? Thankyou *aims at Zlith*
the_manta
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Ma: good idea, Pazx, but here:
*Hands Pazx a flamethrower*
A: That will be even more fun to use. >

Pazx
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I'm afraid I don't need that.

*hand signs, ends with Ox* Fire Style...

Sorry Zlith, but you are hereby banned from the new NES FIREBALL JUTSU! *flames*

Pazx
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From the Aftermath, they looked on. They had done it. Their old home, the Never Ending Story had reached 1000 posts. They had a long journey ahead of them, and had to be prepared. As they walked towards the sea, smiling, they only wished it had never fallen to pieces.

/thread

zlith
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I am not coming back. and my grammar is fine. I just don't use spell check because when I do it wants me to use the wrong word. an Avicus should get a cough drop now stop criticizing me or I will keep posting.

thisisnotanalt
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Alt: Artists thrive on criticism.
Chill: Then he's either deluded into thinking he has leverage or he isn't an artist.
Alt: Either one poses. . .a TOTALLY immense threat to us here at the NES.

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