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"Shadow think that I need a shrink."
"So? What's a shrink?"
"I won't tell you. You do have Google. . .oh wait, you don't!"
"The funny thing, Chill, is that many of the people posting in this thread don't understand that I've always been crazy, just a different kind of crazy in this thread."
"Okay. . . ."
"You're too agreeable."
"I think you're eright."
*headkeyboard*cxxxxxxxxzwdefbWIE

P: This is getting out of hand.
M: Impossible.

^^^Shortest reply in this thread~^^^

"shortest."
"Alt, we trumped P and M.

P&M: D***
M: We win.

"Spam."

"Okay, enough. I don't want this thread locked."

P: Chill, don't spam.
"That was Alt"
P: Oh fine then.
M: Can we get a mod to change the title of the thread to Spamfest '09?
P: Man that'd be awesome.
M: I know~

"Are you still there?"
"Hell yes. Why do you keep asking?"
"Will you ever leave me?"
'I could. Your upper thigh just became a luxury mansion. Your cranium is pretty cramped"
"No, I mean leave me completely"
"You mean your sanity leaving you?"
"You're my sanity?"
"Sort of..."
"Oh great, I'm fighting my my sanity. What side am I then?"
"The part that thinks"
"???"

Two minutes later...

"Are you still there?"
"No comment"
"Okay..."

Uh, armor, tildes replace the period, there is no need for both~

"Hello everyone!"
"Hi......"
P: What's wrong with you?
"I had a fight with my thought part to see who gets the thigh. I lost"
"That's right! The Ulimitedpower you normally know now lives in his thigh!"
"I demand a rematch!!"
"We already had 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 rematches"
"Well, I want a 1,000,000,000,000,000,001 rematch"
"Fine"

Three seconds later...

"Yeah, you win again"
"I hope you learned a lesson."
"I did? What?"
"Forget it"
"I can't."
"Why?"
"Because I'm your sanity, not your memory."
"That's right!"
"Who the heck are you???"
"The only thing capable in your body of forgetting things."
"Why only you?"
"Because I'm the only thing in your body capable of remembering things."
"Great, now I have two to deal with..."
"I know you might not like to hear this, but I want the thigh."
"What? You too? Forget it!!!!"
"Alright, bring it on..."

To be continued(This isn't the memory speaking here, you nerds)

"Alt, the dialogues are loner now."
"If you're that scared, then we'll just do a short one."
"Really?"
"No."
"Alt, you're mean."
"Is that your catchphrase or something?"
"noooooo. . . ."
"Oh."
". . . ."
". . . ."
". . . ."
". . . ."
Hmmmmm. . ."
*hits Chill with a fly swatter*
"That didn't hurt, but it was annoying."
*^_^*

P: Our conversations have less to do with the othersesesses
M: True, but that's not a word.
P: IT IS AND CAN BE WHAT I WANT IT TO BE!
M: Whatever.
P: Well...
M: Are you going to say something about the othersesesses conversations?
P: Hell <NOM> No!
M: Is nomming a word?

"Once again, I find the contents of this thread amusing."
"Why?"
"Why not?"
"What???"
"What do you mean, what?"
"You're confusing."
"I'm confusing you? YES!!! Finally, it's not the other way around."
"Shut up."
"Make me :P"
"Why you little..."
/end...for now...

"Hello everyone!"
"..."
"..."
"Well go one, say hello!
"Hi..."
"......Blub"
"Say it again, in a cheery voice, like nothing has happened!"
"But something did happen!"
"Yeah, you got the thigh! I demand a rematch!"
"Oh shut up. Don't go with that again!"
"Yes, shut up, both of you. as you can see, I am better than you both."
"Hey, I have an idea!"
"What?"
Whisper, whisper...
"I have only one thing to say to you."
"What?"

":

"But, But...."
"NOOOOO! We are not"

"Chill, I got a message saying that I apparently quit the story."
"You did."
*headdesk*