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thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o

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Shadow867
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Shadow867
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Nomad

"Alt really likes *headdesk*"
"Kinda like you and /facepalm"
"I guess"
"..."
"..."

ulimitedpower
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Nomad

"Okay, we have decided to join forces, and become one person: Ulimitedpower!!! Thanks you all!"
'well done!"
'Who are you?"
"Oh yeah, I forgot, I'm Bob"
"How the heck did you get here?"
" I decided it would be best to leave my dead corpse and find a new one:"
"I'm not a corpse"
"I know that"
"So go away! You can't have me!"
'That it isn't optional, I'm afraid. I think that thigh of yours looks rather welcome..."
"You better not!!!
"Hey, I thought we agreed that we'd..."
"I know, let me teach this creep a lesson! Do you know what Ablutophobia is?"
"Yes."
'Well, what does it mean?"
"Fear of washing or bathing. Quite simple really."
"Gosh, he's smart. Is he right?"
"You too? I thought we had an agreement!"
"Oh yeah, we did... Well, forget I ever agreed to it."
"Yeah, he's right. But that doesn't matter, he isn't staying! End of story"
"Okay, lets heave him outta here. Oi! Stop picking the lock to the nose storage!"
" One two three heave!"

Throw... Plump

"Wow, you way a ton!"
"I know, that's why they couldn't fit me in the coffin."
"where did they put you?"
"In the &&#^#())%*@."
"Ughhhhh!!"
"Disgusting!"
"Cool. So you died next to the old crisp bags, right?"
"That's right!!"

HEEEEAAAAAAVVVVVVVBVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Wheee!!!! Ouch!!"
"And stay out of the house, ugh, body!"
Grumble...."

Roadripper
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Roadripper
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Farmer

"This thread was great at first."
"It's still great, dumbass!"
"Nah, too many people now."
"I can't believe you.."
"I can believe myself."
"..."
"..."
"You're so weird Road"

~RR~

Pazx
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Pazx
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Peasant

"RR, if you hadn't of joined in there wouldn't be that many people!"
"Yeah road, that had little point"
"Who the heck are you?"
"Uh..."
"Erm..."
"What about you!"
King HUZZELFLUFF: Raaaaawr!
"I still have no idea who anyone is except the King here *strokes King HUZZELFLUFF*"
"Well... I think I'm part of Uli"
"Which part?"
"The part that's here. Who are you?"
"Uh, I think I'm the part of Dragon who won't stop agreeing"
"Makes sense"
"No, don't bring another user into this!"
"Uh..."
"Yeah."

"Oh crap, we made a whole conversation without Pazx"
"That's a bad thing?"

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

"Chill, I heard DB's little bro joined the site."
"Yay!"
"No, that's bad."
"Why?"
"Now, there'll be four people arguing at each other in mirrors all the time!"
"Whatever."
"Alt, you haven't tormented me yet."
*ninja glare*

BannedInADay
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BannedInADay
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Lol, I found this right before I decided to ask my brother about the comment you put in my messenger. Let's see...

"Hey, I'm new to AG."
"Well, that's obvious..."
"Who said that?!"
"Me, you idiot."
"Well that wasn't very nice..."
"Wuss..."
"-pulls out gun- You wanna say that again?"
"O_o No, sir."
"That's what I thought..."

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

"Alt, that guys has a gun!"
"Chill, chill."
"Whut?"
"I knew it was awkward to name you after a verb."
"Chill isn't a verb! Just chill, Alt."
"God, I hate you sometimes."
"Why?"
P: I know what hate feels like~
M: Shut up, Pierce.

dragonball05
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Shepherd

"I see my brother found the thread."
"So do I."
">_>"
"What? It's true."
"Well, sometimes you state the truth in a stupid way."
"Well that's not very nice..."
"Ahh! Don't pull out a gun!!"
"O_o What?"
"Uh, nevermind."
"Hmm... -pretends to pull out a gun-"
"Ahhh!! Run! He's got a gun!"
"Hmm, I've got the upper hand. "

armor_warrior
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A: Wow, this thread sure has grown.
W: Yeah, in spam.
A: ...You're like a total downer aren't you?
W: Maybe...
A: Maybe isn't an answer.
W: Sorry I only answer yes or no questions.
A: It wasn't a question...
W: Please try again later.
A: Are you like a Magic 8 Ball or something?
W: The answer is yes.
A: Wow...
W: Try again later...
A: No, I already tried, now answer me!
W: Bad connection...
A: ...
W: 0h t3h h4x0rs 4r3 84ck!
A: You can get banned for that!
W: If I go down, we both go down (my precicccousss!).
A: I heard that.
W: (Stupid telepathy)
A: Awesome isn't it?
W: No...

Pazx
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M: I am so much luckier than you Warrior, because Pierce can't read my thoughts!
P: Actually, I think that me reading your thoughts isn't as bad a you reading mine.
M: Oh, I don't know, I've got lots of interesting thoughts in there.
P: ...
M: What?
P: interesting?
M: Creep!
P: Uh huh, well you shouldn't of said it.
M: I could of said pleasurable
P: No, that's worse.

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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"Alt, P and M sure are profane for 11 year olds."
"And you're small-minded for a 26-year-old."
"Alt, it isn't fair that you're smarter than me when I'm over double your age."
"I did that on purpose."
"Wjy?"
"Stop questioning your existence, chill!"
"but-"
*-_-'*

dragonball05
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"Is it just me, or is pazx starting to seem creepy."
"Well, I think so, too, so it's just you."
"...That was helpful."
"Let's stop arguing with each other about the number of people currently speaking and argue with other people."
"Okay. Like who?"
"-throws a dart at a piece of paper- alt. No wait, chill."
"Oo, fun. -takes dart and throws it at chill-"
"No! Don't kill him!"
"I won't, I didn't hit any vital organs or anything."
">_> Gimme that dart."
"Fine..."
">_>"
">"

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
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"Owwie!!!"
"Chill, they're just darts."
"But they huwt meeeeeee!!!"
"Chill, chill."
"Stop it! Admit my name is cooler than yours!"
"I never made you a narcissist!
**Alt's computer now has the Blue Screen of Death**
"Dammit, Chill. You gave my computer the BSOD! Now I can't play Wesnoth or type in the neverending story!"
"Then how is this dialogue appearing in it?"
"I'm just that skillful."
"Alt, you're crazy."
"You state the obvious WAY too much."

Pazx
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"Alt, P and M sure are profane for 11 year olds."


Lemme just see if I can figure that one out.

Uh, Ben rubbed it off on R who left it on P before B dumped it on R, P & M and then we all became extremely profane. And then M left P, R and B and spread the profanity to the others in the class.

P: I'm now confused about both Alt's and Chill's age.
M: I reckon they're both 60 year old pedophiles.
P: You think Chill exists?
M: Funny how you didn't comment on the pedo crack~

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~NO OFFENSE INTENDED GUYS~
Pazx
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"Is it just me, or is pazx starting to seem creepy."


> >

"Dammit, Chill. You gave my computer the BSOD! Now I can't play Wesnoth or type in the neverending story!"


P: I wanna see those so called 'skills'.
M: They must be better than your so called 'fails'.
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