"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
P: I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I hate my life I M: Shut up! P: ... M: Better. Now I think King HUZZLEFLUFF needs advice from a real person. P: But he's not a real person? M: Don't make it harder for me. P: Uh... okay... M: Huzzlefluff... King HUZZLEFLUFF: That's King HUZZLEFLUFF M: Whatever. Don't let your emotions get in your way. P: rofltoster M: Pierce... P: raflltorstein! M: *dark emo glare* P: I'll stop... M: Good. P: Hey, wouldn't it be easier to give advice to Dragon, Ulimit, Alt and I? M: Maybe not you.
"What's all this racket? It brought me out of bed." "Mary and P-for-something are fighting" "How do you know that but not me?" "I just do" "Oh for Pete's sake, can't you give a clear answer for one?" "No." "Ahhhhh!!!!! You rascal!" "You know that I'm you, and you're me. So technically..." "But last time you said that you aren't really me!" "No, what I said was..." "Alright, I get the idea!" "You don't seem to." "Okay, maybe I don't get it but I don't really care" "That's most uncharacteristic for you, Udda" "You suddenly sound concerned, and don't call me that" "Of course, as your welfare influences me greatly, Yoda" "Yoda? What the??......."(Evil ideas) "Cough, cough........ I don't fee-ee-llll-l sooo we-llll." "You know I can see what you're thinking" "Duh!" "And don't be a Homer, we could get sued!" "Whatever...."
Two minutes later:
"Are you still there?" "You asked me that before." "I was just wondering..."
"This thread is becoming pretty popular." "It is, Alt." ""King Huzzlefluff: Alt, I decree that you must get away from here keyboard! "Huzzlefluff, provoking Alt is a bad idea. . . ." "|_|r 73|-| |\\|00|3$! 1 |-|4><><0r |_|!!!!111111!11!1!" Huzzlefluff: Argh!" Too. . .1337. . . ." "Alt, you didn't have to destroy him." "He was harshing my mellow." "So now you're a kool kid?" "No. I'm just unsane." "INsane." "Do you want to go into this again?" "Yes, Alt, IU must." *moves file 'chill.doc' to 'octagonal room' folder*
A: I want 2 selves! W: Too bad... A: Why can't I be 2 people! P: Because I hate you... A: Wait you aren't allowed in my dialogue! P: ... W: How come I'm barely in this? P: Because I hate you. W: You hate everyone. P: So true... A: Go back to Pazx Pierce! P: No... W: Why? P: Because I hate you... A: You hate yourself! P: I know... W: Why do you have 3 periods after every sentence? P: Because I'm depressed... M: Come on P- P: Pierce, it's Pierce! A: Oh no now Mary is here too. W: Both of you go back to Pazx or else she'll get mad at us! Pazx: You stole my characters! A: No W: we P: did M: not! AW: I give up, Pazx please get your characters away from mine before they start bonding!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This was my take on 2 people, with a little bit of controversy put in.
A: Can I use tildes?~ W: No. A: Why? W: Because you don't know how to use them. A: Why are you so mean to me?~ W: Because you're optimistic mood grates on my nerves. A: Well you're bad mood grates on my nerves.~ W: Also you can't come up with good comebacks. A: That's because I have no experience.~ W: Get some. A: Teach me NOW!~ W: I'll do it... A: Awesome!~ W: For 5,000 dollars. A: I only have some old candy...~ W: That'll do, but you have to do one thing A: What's that?~ W: Stop using tildes! A: I can't do anything can I! W: Not as long as I'm around...
"Alt, do you think abortion is wrong? NOM NOM NOM." "Do you?" "Yes. . .NOM NOM NOM NOM" "What are you nomming?" "a bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich." *headdesk*
Uh, armor, tildes replace the period, there is no need for both~
P: You can have an exclamation mark next to one though~! M: To be honest, that sentence would of sounded better without the exclamation mark. P: I know, but I had to illustrate my point. M: Whatever.
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M: Abortion is wrong. P: Yeah, it is <NOM NOM NOM> M: You too? P: It's breakfast~ <NOM NOM NOM>
"Pazx doesn't seem to get the hypocrisy~" "Alt, a lot of people wouldn't." "Whatever." "Alt, if I'm you, then how come we argue?" "I'm not allowed to disagree with myself?" "But then you would be agreeing with yourself." "Wrong."
"Pazx doesn't seem to get the hypocrisy~" "Alt, a lot of people wouldn't."
P: I do. M: Eggs... Mmmn... P: I think she does too~ M: Huh, another tilde~ P: You used one then~ M: This is getting out of hand. P: YOU RUINED THE CHAIN! M: You shoulda started it again~ P: > > M: *emo death glare*
"At, so why do you use other people in these dialogues?" "So I don't get lonely, and have others to talk to." "What're you doing now?" "Owning this guy in Wesnoth. His name is 'Piercing_Dusk." P: That's my name! And I'm losing badly to this guy named Just_Chill. . . ." "Alt, I thought you didn't have Wesnoth." "This computer has it, my laptop doesn't." "So, since you use other people sometimes, you don't have to torment me in every dialogue?" "Don't worry, I'll always find time for that." *pokes* *pokes again* "Alt, stop." "No~" *poke poke poke*
"Owning this guy in Wesnoth. His name is 'Piercing_Dusk." P: That's my name! And I'm losing badly to this guy named Just_Chill. . . ."
P: Actually, I use Pazx. M: Don't I have any rights to that? P: No. M: Whatever~ P: Hey uh Chill, are you sure you know what Wesnoth is? P: *opens up wesnoth* M: *looks over shoulder* Wow, you really do suck with the elves P: Shut up...
"I know what Wesnoth is~I just haven't played it for a while. . .I'm glad that I found this computer." "Alt, you're pretty good with those guys. . .who are they?" "The rebels. They're awesome~!" "I bet I could pwn you with the golems!" "Chill, there are no golems. Stop trying to cover up your suckitude with the Knalgian Alliance." "Alt, that's not fair." "The truth hurts."
"Hmm...after reading the contents of this thread, I think alt could use a shrink." ["The same could be said of you. Oh, and don't use the term 'shrink'. Some people find it offensive." "WTH? Who said that?" ["Do you really have to ask that? Who else but me?" "Wait...no-,NO-! I thought I got rid of you a long time ago." ["You should know that I'm not that easy to dispose of." "True enough. But still..."
