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"Hehe... lulz!"
F: You, you shut up!!
"Sorry, its just, its just... so funny!!! Hahahahaha!!!"
F:No, its not!!!
"Sigh... you're right, its not funny... it completely f***ing HILARIOUS!!!! XD"
F: I will get you back for this, oh and you too, Mary!!! I'll get all of you!!!!!
"Ooook, Frank, you can, like, tone it down abit now... that last malfunction was just a little bit past the edge of insanity."
F:Oh yeah?! How's this for insane?! RAAAAGAAAKHKXHGHGKAWHCGCKCVKQHEGCKQGYFKGFRQK!!!!!
"Holy S***!!! Everyone back away from the angry, snarling beast that used to be me! Uh, Mary, I'd go someplace safe, like a basement, or a maximum security bank vault or something..."
F:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"RUN!!!!!"

P: The silence treatment sucks. Now I have two losers to talk to > >
Hey!
I'm you, why are you calling yourself a loser?
P: Because. I'm depressed, remember?
Hrrm, so bashing him is bashing yourself?
It is much easier to do it to yourself y'know.
P: I know... And usually I do it.
Well, you shouldn't anyway.
> >

"Huf, huf, huf, huf..."
*Roars heard in distance, dramatic music playing*
"Holy, huf, s***, huf..."
*Pois0n falls to his knees*
"Why... WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*More roars, closer, more agitated*
"Oh f***!!! What am I gonna do??? Oh s***s***s***s*** S***!!! Oh, hey! Someone left a Chic-fil-a chicken bisciut right here, in front of me! NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM...

"YAY! I pissed someone off!"
"Alt, why would that make you happy?"
"I'm a sick, twisted, and evil person, right?"
"Yep."
"Therefore, when my constant linkage to Modest Mouse songs pissed off P, I was happy because of how evil I was."
"AHA!"
"Also, Mary missed the point to the 'Chill, you'll be okay' linkage."
"How so?"
"Well, I won't support you in any way, because I'm too much of an a$$ to do that. I was just telling you that you'd Float On, because good news was on the way, not that I would be remotely kind in any way."
"You're insufferable, Alt."
"And you restate the obvious way too often."

"All right, all ready, we'll All float on, Now don't you worry, we'll All float on, all Right!..."
F: Hi everybody, I calmed down now.
"do-do Do-do, do do-do do... huh? OMF-ING G FRANKS BACK!!! SOMEBODY KILL HIM NOW!!!!!!!!"
F: Hey I said I calmed down... that chicken bisciut was good... mmm...
"I'm still angry at you, Frank... now leave me alone, I'm making my entry for the Art comp."
F: Well fine, whatever... sigh... I'm bored...
"Go buy me more cheese!!!"
F: What? N-
"NOOOOOOOOWWWW!!! Rawr... mew..."
F:Uh... oook... I'll... be right back... mabye...

"Saburu, Chill."
"Freg tau, Alt."
"Sycho offedans!"
"Bradfre, iur langdue ei gentand."

"Ok, either Alt's even more unsane, or he adopted one of zophia's languages or something..."
F: Or both.
"Shut up Frank! I didnt ask you!!"
F: *sniff* I feel dead inside... Mabye this is how Pierce's emo self feels...
"I can't believe you ate my freaking pencil!!! Why would you do that???"
F: Well, I was hungry, and-
"I trained you to be a fake me, not a goat!!!"

*sniff* I feel dead inside... Mabye this is how Pierce's emo self feels...

Rafael: THOAD, YOU GOTTA STOP GOING HERE, COMPRENDE??!
Thoad: Everything but 'comprende'.
Rafael: If you don't... then that... maybe.... *drags thoad out*

P: *drags thoad in* We srsly need an art forum regular in sparta

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Rafael: BAD PAZ!
Thoad: Paz-zaz!
Rafael: - _ -
Thoad:
Rafael: YOU GET A JOB
Thoad: I'm underaged!
Rafael: You can just bend over and say "gimme a 20"
Thoad: you're a sick, sick ghost.
Rafael: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE ME!!!
Thoad: AND I CAN DESTROY YOU!!!!
Rafael: oh shi-
Thoad: *splodes rafael*

Paz-zaz is happy~

50% of Paz-zaz is emo.
50% of Paz-zaz is... Her.

"Alt, what did you just do?"
"This. The Neverending Story logo."


"Booyah, Chill."

*stares at people*
It's only because you have aircondition here!
... My toe hurts. How do you relieve the pain from a toe where the nail has fallen off?

"Ah, it feels good to be free!"
"how do you mean that?"
"Free as in free of Rafael"
"You never even knew him"
"Oh yeah..."
"Pazx has become 50% Emo"
"Interesting..."
"We could bother her"
"Bother, Bother Bother..."

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"Should we stop?"
"No..."
"Bother Bother Bother..."

Avada Kedava!

"Say what?"