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"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?"
"Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story."
"How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?"
"Read it closely." 0.o
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"Lulz, I luv puppet pals!"
F: Bother bother bother
"Grahh!!! I thought I told you to shut up!!!"
F: So?
"So... SHADDAP!!!"
F: Fine. By the way, I ate all your cheese.
"What?! No! You didnt!!! *Checks fridgerator* *Sobbing*
F: Told you.
"Why?! WHY?!"
So since I'm new I need to find a person...
???: Hey wuzzz aaaaaaaaa
Ohhhhh hey.
???:Need an alternate ego?
Sure!
???:Well now that I've stopped pretending to be black I'm your man!
Sweet wats ur name?
???: I'M YOUR EGO!
Oh yeah lol
???: Poison Arrow I ATE YOUR Cheese Not frank hes a liar.
SHUT UP... Pay no heed to him he lies alot
???: how do u no I was just created 2 min ago
Lol I no myself
???: Thats where your wrong.
I no your an unintteligent fool
???:You see scientifically speaking your wrong when it come to matters of the brain part sections can have random electric outbreaks causing "inner selfs" and makeing it with any possible traits.
0_0' woah, But HEY accoriding to the posts it was 4 min ago not 2
???: Well dur u uhhhh no wat EYe mean
Ok U need a name, hmmmmmmm how bout asgfdkaspjfg
???: What kind of nonsense it THAT!!! How bout Clay Akins
..............................................NO
???: What?
I got it!
??? wat wat tell me now!!!!!
Jerry
???: No..............
Fine.
???: Dane?
No. I got it your name is Jeff and that is that!!!!
Jeff: Reasonable makes me feel like a spy. Da DAAA Da DAAAAAAAAA J(continued)da da
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Paranoid Schizophrenia chapter 1
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Me and Alt and he
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''You see alt is bragging 'bout modest mouse''
''Do you think he told them that it was your idea''
''He's drowning in bad news if you ask me''
''Do you think he's real''
''Well if he can type...''
''You can type''
''That's a fact''
''Then you are''
''I am''
''So he is''
''Yeah but not quite often...''
''What do you mean''
''Hum you remember that night when I was high''
''You never made drugs...''
''That's an exemple''
''Of what!?''
''Hmmm,the good times...''
''They are killing me?''
''No you're not real''
''What if I was''
''I'm the one arguing to myself''
''What if I was''
''Good point me...''
''Thanks -you-''
''You?''
''If I'm you will you be he?''
''Shut up I'm me!''
''Maybe,but then again maybe you're just satin in a coffin...''
''Argh sanguine tissues!''
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To be continued...
"Fallen doesn't seem to get that I love bad news!"
Fallen: Well, then that's some good news for you!
"Hm. . .bah, ftw. The World's still at large."
Fallen: Then move to the 3rd Planet~
"Too near the dark center of the Universe."
Fallen: Gosh, glad I'm back here on Ag. I almost missed the boat!
"As you can see, we've got everything here."
Fallen: We're safe from the wild packs of family dogs here, too.
"That came at an expense! The dashboard melted, but we still have the radio."
"Alt, Fallen, shut the hell up."
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Fallen and Alt: Hehehe. . .also sprach Zarathustra.
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ALT!"
"I'm thinking about changing your name to Noah?"
J: How dare you even THINK of naming me after that abomonation of a neighbor. Brrrrrr makes me shiver
"Oh your right."
J: You know man you really should stop the text talk, it may be faster, but it's annoying.
" Wait a second I'm talking not writing."
J: Well on your laptop I can see everything were saying.
"Holy Sour Apple Pie, your right!!!"
J: Told you
" Well very well then I will quit the illegible writing."
J: It all looks the same it's on the computer.
"Good point."
J: I wanna be a hero...
" Go save a kitten from a tree."
J: -_-'
" Fine not the best thing, but what It's not like your going to get super powers."
J: But if I did I would destroy NOAH!!!!!!!!! And free people from his ugly face!!!
"Thats not very nice, phsy..."
F:Yeah, fat people have feelings, too!! rotflol
"Hey! You are not allowed to insult my brother! Only I am!"
F:I AM you.
"Typing from a DS sucks. The letters are all tiny and I keep on missing the keys!! *makes 37`th grammatical error, corrects*
"Hey guys i was just in the neiborhood and i wanted to say hi"
?:Shutup im trying to watch TV here
"No you shutup um whats your name again"
?:I dont know you never gave me one how bout Bob
"Rob? No I was thinking more like Bob"
?:Thats what I said Bob"
"Well if you insist on Rob then OK"
?:NO!! Wait!!
Click "There we go"
Robarnit sigh
"So Rob I was thinking we could go to the carnival tody"
R:NO WAY MAN!!!!!
"Why not?"
R:Well just cause...mi..s...eak..me..ut
"What?"
R:...Mim.s.fre..me.ou.
"What"
R:ughMIMES FREAK ME OUT OK ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!
"Ok but why"
R:Well when i was a kid a mime "traped me in a box" but i thought it was real so I started freaking out and as the box became smaller and smaller I felt like I was beeing shrunk and I woke up passed out in the hosbitle a day later
"Well that was ...um... strange but there goes that idea"
... My toe hurts. How do you relieve the pain from a toe where the nail has fallen off?
Thoad: With the new REPLACEATOE!!!
Rafael: Gurglesnoocikloop
Thoad: Don't talk, you're a bunch of sploded parts.
Rafael: shnorglekluk?
Thoad: yes, that would be how I managed to make you go boom.
Thoad: say, what's the meaning of life?
Rafael: snick snick shnorkle durgdublug. Shickerqualatakluk.
Thoad: that . . . made so much sense... I think this is the first time I've felt this way, it's as if light is shining through every part of my body. I love it!
P: Raf... That's.... Deep. You're making me want to enjoy life... A bit.
M: And... You can understand the moron... Niiice.
P: Being emo lets you do certain things.
M: Weren't you hippie awhile ago?
P: Uh... A couple of years... lulz, I miss those times.
M: because you were hippie?
P: I wasn't all the time, but I miss back then. It was the best...
M: Was good, but hey, Betta Life!
P: God, why do you taunt me with those lines!
M: Hey, what were you doing in my street after school today?
P: Walking home. I either go down your street or past the preschool.
M: I'd prefer you'd stay away from my house.
P: I didn't even know it was yours until Tom pointed it out.
M: Oh... Well, stay out anyways
P: ...
Ridin' on a bike with no handlebars~
Ridin' on a bike with no handlebars~
"I like that song."
F: Dat video was stoopit, an' da lyrics is whack, dawg!
"..."
F:...
"What the hell, man?"
F: What?
"That was completely unacceptable! I'm gonna start writing you as a nerd or something..."
F: What??? NO!!! *whizzing, buzzing, beeping...*
"There! All better now, Francis!
F: Like, ohmygawd! What did you do to meh?!
"I changed your personality, and mabye your gender."
F: I am like, totaly pissed at you now! I am not speaking to you until I am a guy again!
"Ok, suits me just fine."
F: AAARGH! I hate you!!!
Chapter two
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My ego's starting to act like I'm the ego here
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''Hey,I heard you talked to Alt''
''Kind of,it was far from a conversation...''
''How come?''
''Well Zarathoustra showed up with an eagle and a tiger...''
''Must've been boring''
''Yeah Zara tend to go crazy when he ears out modest mouse''
''Like all humans''
''Yeah maybe he was on dramamine or something...''
''You mean...he laughed all the way to hell?''
''Nah,just that he was going to shake that eye's hand''
''Ah!''
''Anyway that conversation is going nowhere...''
''Like a rickshaw getting pulled around by another rickshaw''
''Aaaaaaand it's gone''
''What?''
''The tiny bit of esteem I had for you''
''No!''
''All of a sudden,like that...''
''How could this happen to me?''
''This one song reference is off topic dude''
''I know,besides,I hate simple plan''
''Well give me a trench coat and call me columbo!''
''Okay stop it''
''Yeah that's a good idea,maybe I'll become Alt's ego''
''I don't care,semms like a lot of fun to me''
''...''
''Go on,leave''
''Grrr,I'll be in my room...''
''See you tomorow Fallen''
''Got to hell Fallen''
''Life handed me a paycheck...''
''I said : I worked harder than this!''
*SLAM*(Mental door slaming)
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To be continued
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