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Jezz: Ehh guess what everyone?
I like Modest Mouse!
...We're goin' down the road t'wards tiny cities made of ashes~...
Skye: shhh shut up this is NO time for singing!
Jezz: ...Im gonna hit you in yo face~...
Skye: JEZZZZZZZKSZ;DLKN;ZZZZ! WE HAVE A CRISIS! OUR INTERNET IS FAILIN-ZZZZZZZKSMVOKIMDDDDDDDDDDDDD. JEZZ!! *beeping, sweet wrapper crinkling sounds*
Jezz: ...Im gonna punch you in yo glasses~...
Skye: WE'VE LOST INTERNET FOR A MONTH!!
Jezz: ...Oh no!~...

Note: This is actually no joke. Ive gone and lost my internet for a whole month. Oh noes!
I don't know what im going to do. I'll have to use my dads as often as I can. *cries*

"Oh teh noez!"
F: What?
"You're a guy again!!"
F: Ya, so?
"Now you're gonna eat all my cheese!"
F: Actually, I found out I was lactose intolerant.
"What? When?"
F: The day after I went crazy cus you found out I was a closet p-.
"Then why'd you eat my cheese?!
F: I didn't eat it...
"Yay!!!"
F: I burned it.
"No!!!"
F: Yep.
"Why must you be so cruel?!"
F: I don't know, ask somebody who cares.

Mist : *typing*
Lord : Hey, what are u doing?
Mist : I am gonna post something.
Lord : *looks at computer screen* wow
Mist : yeah..
Lord : Hey, let me do that!!
Mist : No, ty.
Lord : Oh, man C'mon! *grabs the mouse*
Mist : I said "no!"
~~clicked~~
Mist : Uuh.. did i hear 'click' ?
Both : *looks at computer screen*
Lord : omg.. its posted.. o_o

Part II

Mist : *wary & typing*
Lord : Hey! ;D
Mist : omg.. ur back.. o_o
Lord : so, may i...? *winks* *winks*
Mist : Not now, sorry. I just used computer.
Lord : Awww.. *sobs*
Mist : Stop whining. Can't u share?
Lord : Fine ... *zips his jeans down*
Mist : Wth r u doing!!?? O.O
Lord : Want to share boxer??

P: *emo mood more today*
M: *yawns*
P: *thinking*
M: *goes outside, bored*
P: *does the google verb meme thing*
M: *comes in, laughs at results*
P: *goes outside and sits under fern*
M: *picks up phone*
P: *hears phone being picked up, wishes he could talk to Mary*
M: *talks*
P: *blinks, pulls leaf off fern*

N: Everyone's talking to themselves...
D: You paranoid freak.
N: I laugh in the face of danger my friend.
D: Ah well, guess what, here's your chance.
N: Ah! I see Thor in the distance! MUHAHAHA!

*Squish!*

Mike: omg this looks fun...me wants to try!

Jere: NO!!! you get back to your picture and wait until the arrow hits you!!

Lilith: now now boys...no fighting...we could try this out...this could be more fun than feeding the apple to Eve :P

Burk: Me so pretty!

Jere/Mike/Lilith: SHUT UP!!

Lilith: I hate it when Burk starts that.

Mike: yeah..tell me about it.

Jere: Lets go and find that spelling nazi..that's why we came here

Spike: YO guys! wait

Jere: oh you came too? we thought that you were still fighting that wolf thingy.

Spike: no no..I was on the other story place where Bob and George are..I tried to track down the naz there.

Jere: ok..but I still think he is somewhere here...we need to shove this Kalevala down his throat. Let's go.

Burk: Me so pretty!

Jere/Mike/Spike/Lilith: SHUT THE F*** UP!!!

*squishes against wall*
Jezz: My god, this place is getting so crowded!
Skye: mmhnnmmgdgmdmmm!
Jezz: lulz sorry, I cant hear you.
Skye: I ssdmm mmimm mirmthmmghn!!
Jezz: Nope... Still not making any sense.
*Mary calls Pierce and he jumps up and runs off*
Skye: *breathes heavily* I said PIERCE WOULD YOU GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME AND YOUR ELBOW OUTTA MY RIBS PLEASE!!
*Pierce rushes back*
Pierce: Im.. fat..? *rummages in pockets for razor*

"There is a ton of room here."
*falls asleep, depressed*
"Alt, what's up?"
"Shut up. I'm too tired to deal with you."
"Why so emo?"
"Why so serious?"

*squishes against wall*
Jezz: My god, this place is getting so crowded!
Skye: mmhnnmmgdgmdmmm!
Jezz: lulz sorry, I cant hear you.
Skye: I ssdmm mmimm mirmthmmghn!!
Jezz: Nope... Still not making any sense.
*Mary calls Pierce and he jumps up and runs off*
Skye: *breathes heavily* I said PIERCE WOULD YOU GET YOUR FAT *** OFF ME AND YOUR ELBOW OUTTA MY RIBS PLEASE!!
*Pierce rushes back*
Pierce: Im.. fat..? *rummages in pockets for razor*

P: *stops cutting wrists* Hey, how did I crush you if you don't exist?
M: Better to not ask those questions. Especially not here...
P: I suppose *yawns*

M: Hey guys, I found some room!
P:
M&P: *drags people into spinning octagonal room*
P: *leans on door* Pretty good~

Jere: Lets go and find that spelling nazi..that's why we came here

"Unsanity is always spelled right. It is an amorphous construct. If i spell unsanity 'wjnhfrgywrhf' it will still be the correct spelling. The letters are just getting in the way of the word."
"How the hell is h=that possible?"
"The letters are blocking the word. The job of a spelling Nazi is just to rearrange the letters so the word can be seen behind the letters."
"WTF?"
"You don't get it. Words are separate entities from letters. The letters block the word."
"I like this spinning octagonal room. It has a better internet connection for the God computer."
"I still don't get it."
"Chill, why are you even here?"
Trood: Alt has to torment someone.

J: I never thought about it but if I hate you and your me, then I hate my self
"Ha in your face!"
J: You mean your face?
"shut up"
J: just sayin.
" oh hows that spy career coming along?"
J: oh I've done so good that I made it into a local spy vs spy comic.
"Really what padge?"
J: third bottom right
"... Is that you going into a porta potty?"
J: yea I know isn't it awesome.
"NO!"
J: that was mean
" You need a new career."
J: magic?
"NO"
J: I got it Alaskan salmon canning.
" N- hey wait a second were going to Alaska in two weeks that will work."
J: ok i better start practicing.
"How?"
J: putting tuna back in a can.
"-_-'" oh

P: Alt, I meant does this whole thread need to be spelt right?
M: Makes it more fun. The above post needs some work.
P: I suppose~

M: All the new people are getting on my nerves...
P: Who is 'J' anyway?
M: Some moron.
P: No different to the rest...

Thoad: I have one question for you paz, and one question only.
Pazx: What?
Thoad: WHY DO YOU HAVE A MAZZELH FOR AN ARMATAR?!
Pazx: Because....it's cute?
Thoad: THAT MAZZELH ATE ALL OF MY STOCK, CHEESE, AND BREAD WITH IT'S GANG LAST WEEK!!! Now what am I going to sell?
Pazx: ...
Pazx: So those dolls made of mazzelhs and fiberglass insulation won't be worth anything? The ones I see behind you?
Thoad: Oh, you noticed. Well are you interested in buying one? The ones with their eyes gouged out, *mumble and still bleeding mumble* are 10% more! Because they're EXTRA CUDDLY.
Pazx: I'LL TAKE SIX! DD