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Alt: Unsanity is circular. You can be blatantly unsane, or you can be so not unsane that it makes a full circle and ends up on the high side of the unsanity spectrum. If you're not unsane. either way will make you look insane.

Haiz Alt..Waz up? Howza doin? Keepin it unzane?
Likz ur pizol :P

PM: Holy!!!!!!
J: HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
PM: You idiot!!! you just crushed a car.
J: Oh my bad I'm too strong to feel it
PM: -_-'
Al: I got it!!!! Jeff!!! Lets jump off the empire state building
J:AHAAA! Thats great.
PM: Wait no no no!!! If Al falls, he can't fly, nor can I, you guys can fall,
J: I'll take over In a bit.. so too bad

Mike: Phsyyyycoooooo is totally phsyyyycoooo *sings*

Spike: And mooonnnkeeyyyyy is a dooonnnkeeeyyyy *sings*

Jere: and weee aaaree totaallyyy stoooneeed *sings*

Jere/Mike/Spike: And eeevvryyyoooneee geeeettsss toootaaalllyyyy aannnoooyyyyeeeeeddd *sings and in the end faints*

Burk: MGMH ARGH!!!! ME SO PRETTYYYYY!!!
**The glue didn't hold**

I think I can come back for one thing.

Burk: ME SO PR-
P: *punch*
M: *punch*

Alt: The NES isn't the same without Pierce or Mary. . . .
Chill: Or DB. . . .
Alt: There are too many uncreative sane people.

Pickle & Shack: We are in agreement with the above statement.

Pickle & Shack: We are in agreement with the above statement.

Alt: Chill, do you not not not not not disdain uncreativity?
Chill: No, I guess.
Chill: Wait a sec. . .crap. What's my problem?
Alt: Should I go alphabetically?

several hours later

SHE'S SEEING THINGS.
"..."
ALL SORTS OF THINGS.
"..."
WHAT ARE YOU SEEING NOW?
"I see... a...a.... great purple goblet."
...
"Its greatness is blinding with a most astonishing shade of deep royal purple. I cannot see what is in it."
FASCINATING
"Yes... a giraffe is walking towards the great purple goblet..."
A GIRAFFE?
"Yes... it too is captivated by the goblet's deep and inscrutable tone..."
HMMM.
"The giraffe's name is hue."
WHAAA
"hue."
I KNOW, I HEAR-
"hue."
...
"hue."

Me: I think you're gay.
You: YA MUM'S GAY!
Me: I don't have one...
You: SHE'S STILL GAY!

DUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUN....................!!!

Chill: Wait a sec. . .crap. What's my problem?

That was uncreative.

Do you want to fight? I mean...all I can get from this is that you want to fight...and I'm a pacifist so...well...I guess if you do want to fight you win. Although, I feel good about myself in turn because I chose not to fight...so everyone wins. :/

SOOO, HOW IS... HUE?
"He's fine. He's approching the Great Purple Goblet."
I SEE... WHAT DOES HUE LOOK LIKE?
"He is covered in orange hexagons. With a backround, a loverly shade of red, that seems to differ in different places. He's really quite handsome."
! OH. IS HE?
"Mmmm. Wot? Oh, yes..."
WHAT NOW?
"He's getting close to the Great Purple Goblet.... Almost! Ther-"
*zoomed off
...
"... We... We're free!"
WE ESCAPED THE DREADED MAGIC OCTOGONAL ROOM?
"Yes."
IMMPOSSIBLE! HOW...?
"hue!"
WHAAA...?
"hue."
WHERE?
"Here."
*looks around ...?
"hue."