"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
Jezz: Huzzah for pickle and shack. Skye: No you mean just pickleshack, the user, not the characters. Jezz: Oh right yeah.. and *gasps* I FOUND CARTER! *runs over to a giant green gummy bear and turns him around. the gummy bear snarls* 0_0 Oh wait thats not him... Skye: No n00b, that is not him. You of all people know that Carter is orange!
*Pickle hears a loud growling sound* Pickle: Ah HAH! A battle! Shack: No, we are going home, we haven't even gotten to the first stop on the pilgrimage. So stave yourself, don't pull out your sword, we are not going over there. Pickle: ONWARD!!! *Pickle begins hobbling dragging Shack's half of the body with him* Shack: No! I told you, we have to get home, I'm getting tired of these forests, who knows what we are running towards! Pickle: Coward! Battle calls! *They round a corner on the path and see a vicious looking giant green gummy bear bearing down on Jezz and Skye* Pickle: Have at you vile creature! Shack: Oh my god! Pickle no! *Pickle thrusts and slashes at the beast, he lops off one of the gummy bears arms* Pickle: Ah hah! You are defeated foul beast! Run away and cower at my might! The spork gives me power! *The gummy bear's arm grows back* Pickle:...uh oh... *Shack pulls the regenerating enchilada Lloyd from his satchel and throws him at the beast* Lloyd: WHY?!?!?!? *The gummy bear grabs Lloyd and begins to nom at him, pleased with being unable to eat all of the magic enchilada* Shack: Hurry ladies, run!
WHY CAN'T I SEE HUE? *sigh "It's hue, not HUE. Must you speak in capital letters all the time? Anyway, hue is only seen when he wants to be seen. And you must believe in hue." I BELIEVE IN HU- UH, ERM, hue. "That still remains to be seen... Did you hear something?" No. *mumbles "You are deaf as well as blind." "I could've sworn I heard a growl..." A GROWL? "Yes, a growl." WAS IT hue? "... You offend hue. hue doesn't growl." hue IS A GIRAFFE ANYWAY. "hue only growls when necessary. Anyway, that wasn't hue." THEN WHO WAS IT?
Alt: you're not unsane enough. Chill: How was that statement unsane? Alt: You don't want me to answer that question, do you. . . . Chill: You're right. . . .
Owyn: : "What happend? I almost felt possessed..." Gornab: "..." Dandelion: -points- Owyn: "Oh...My...Gah-George..." k: "A effrig?" HUE. Owyn & Dandelion & Gornab: "What?" THE GIRAFFE'S NAME IS H-I MEAN hue. Owyn: "Oookay..."
Guys, really. This is a place to be humorous, not random. If you can't think of something that isn't at least funny on an esoteric level, then don't post. ~Alt
Guys, really. This is a place to be humorous, not random. If you can't think of something that isn't at least funny on an esoteric level, then don't post. ~Alt
"..." I FEEL SOMEWHAT PUT DOWN BY THAT STATEMENT. "..." hue: the heavens. GAAH! hue? hue: that was the all powerful Alt, bringer of this world and its unsanity. HOW COME I CAN HEAR YOU? hue: because I wish to be heard. And you have begun to believe. ... hue: believing starts at a subconcious level, with the questioning of the whole and complete believing of another person. In your case it was sunnyb's believing. ... hue: then it moves to wonderment. Your thoughts move to how this being could have a true form. Yo- YES, OK FINE... hue: ahem? i believe hue: *sigh true believing ends with the acceptance of belief. I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELEIVE! "That reminds my of the lyrics to some song..." I BELIEVE I CAN FLY.... hue: not that one.
Jezz and Skye: *scurries away from the evil gummy bear* Jezz: Awwh poor Lloyd. He never stood a chance! Skye: Meh, perhaps he'll be back. I'd rather it was the enchilada getting nommed on than us. Jezz: Yes well. Carter is still out there. It seems that gummy bears are draw to the exquisite taste of enchiladas?! *buys taco shells and mince meat* ...I couldnt find any enchiladas in the shop.. you think these tacos will do? Skye: No they bloody wont! *grabs tacos and eats them* Stupid...
THE PEOPLE FROM BEFORE. IN THE OCTOGONAL ROOM. WITH THE FUNNY NAMES. THEY ARE AMAZED BY YOU hue. hue: really? You told them of me? THEY SAW YOU. IT IS NOT FAIR. HOW COME THEY CAN SEE YOU RIGHT OFF AND I COULDN'T? hue: because you were unbelieving. But now you have come to believe. You are becoming a true believer. And you are helpiing others to become true believers. Well done, voice. THANKS. *sigh "They are not believers yet. And you are." I SUPPOSE. hue: you must not kick yourself for when you didn't believe. All of us, at some time in our lives did not believe. OK. HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS hue? hue: i am enlightened.
Jezz: Ughh Bob... *headdesk* Skye: Huh... Yay for females! Jezz: Being one of 3 girls in this entire thread I feel compelled to run away and never look back. Skye: This thread has already gone to pot and Zega, you're encouraging this pointless randomness! Jezz: Now now, I see the humor. But srsly.. 0_o
Alt: Perhaps trhe unsanity shall be magnified now. Chill: What exactly is unsanity? Alt: Think of everything bad about you. then, think of everything good about me. Put that together. Of course, that basically means that you';re combining me and you, but. . . . Chill: Sooo. . .unsanity is everything and nothing? Alt: Pretty much. Wow, I wish I had some gyros with tzatziki nao. . . . Chill: Iz wich iz duz toooooooo! Alt: AGH! SOOOOOOO MANY RED LINES!!! 0.O
