"Hey Alt, what are you doing now?" "Reading my story on armorgames. It's called the Neverending Story." "How could it never end if it only ends up being four lines?" "Read it closely." 0.o
"Hey, jezz," F: Have you been busy? "Because the last post," F: On your NES Story was, "The 12th." F: It's a good story, "That you should continue " F: Yes, continue! "More NES Story!" F:Rawr.
*Pickle & Shack watch as Skye noms the tacos Jezz made* Shack: Where did that shop come from? Pickle: I know not you slovenly rat farmer... Shack: Wow, running out of interesting insults? Pickle: Never! Shack: So Jezz, Skye, will you join us on our pilgrimage? When we were further up the path we saw some large rounded crater like footprints. As well as some orange gelatinous fragments that seem to have been torn off of something as it was running by. *Pickle spins around quickly, turning shack with him* Pickle: Dost thou think this is a goodst idea? Shack:...goodst? Now you are just reaching. Of course it is, why wouldn't it be? Pickle: Young women are not to be trifled with...they cast spells and use their womanly wiles on you to cause you harm, trust me my naive companion. Shack: And you have experience in this area how? We've never even been acquainted with any women let alone traveled with one. Pickle: Well young squire... Shack: We are the same age. Pickle: many a time, I have dosed thee with the ruphenol to have a casual evening with a lady... Shack: WHAT!?!? Pickle: Fear not, you were fine. Shack: I'm going to kill you! Pickle: Isn't this a bit cyclical? *Shack pulls out his club and thwacks Pickle on the head with it, Pickles half of the body slumps down to the ground* Shack: Great...I hate my life.
Guys, really. This is a place to be humorous, not random. If you can't think of something that isn't at least funny on an esoteric level, then don't post. ~Alt
Argen:I dont know... why dont you ask Frank? Pois0ns alternative ego. He seems to know a whole lot about pediophiles... Dark:Was that an insult? Argen:No, he just seems very... well... educated...*COUGH* Dark:You're kidding, right? Argen: Oh, sure sure.
Argen:He can read all you just said... Dark:Christ!...No, he'll never look here, he'd never think of looking here, because it is the most obvious place in the world of where I would plan my plan... Argen:Haha, plan my plan... Dark:Ok Argen, get teh poison arrows... today, we go hunting.
"It's true, he can read what you said." F: We'll be waiting...
ALt: We need the NES to be back to it's grand, old self.
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P: *leaning against wall* M: *looks at iPod* Hrrm... P: *looks up* What? M: Just the lyrics of that song... P: The 'I lost a friend' part? M: Yes... P: Where did I go wrong? M: Are you saying you lost me? P: We lost each other. M: I miss the old times. P: *changes song to 'In The End' by Linkin Park* M: ... P: ... M: *grabs iPod, switches to 'Bad Influence' by P!nk* P: ... M: You're kidding. P: Are these songs meant to mean something? M: They always mean something.
"Actually, no it wouldn't." F: You see... teh octagonal room has a... history... "A history that you will either have to read through the posts to find... F: Or read jezz's NES Story :P "Yep." F:Anyway, remeber! Kittenz... "Octagons!" F: Hisssssss.....
Zega: Hello ladies! Bob: BOOBIES! Zega: Oh just shut up! Banana King: No you shut up! Bob: BOOBIES! Banana King: Shut up! Zega: Both of you shut up! Bob & Banana King: SHUT UP!
Zega: Hello ladies! Bob: BOOBIES! Zega: Oh just shut up! Banana King: No you shut up! Bob: BOOBIES! Banana King: Shut up! Zega: Both of you shut up! Bob & Banana King: SHUT UP!
Reminds me of College Humour and their animation with condoms...
