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Lige
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I am making this guide due to popular request (from one person, he's really cool and important though) and due to the fact that it won't threaten my 1337 status. This is a bit like my Guide to Being Awesome Bit it will be more in depth, and more amazingly epic and godlike.

First I'm gonna start off by giving you a look at my normal day.

Every day, I:
1. Wake up
2. Fall out of bed
3. drag a comb across my head
4. stop making Beatles references

5. eat a heart-healthy breakfast of Ligeisawesome-O's
http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk295/CosmicCharlie123/awesomeo.jpg

6. get in my Flying Astro Van, and protect earth from extraterrestrial scum that try to invade our planet along with superman, and Sylvester Stallone (from when he did Rambo 1)in a space suite.

7. fly home and check all the fan mail that I get from hot skinny girls between the age of 17 and 25, and the president of every country in the world about how amazing I am.

8.Play some frolf with Tom Hanks and The Pope.

9. Smoke a bowl with Tom Hanks and The Pope.

10. Play another round of frolf with Tom Hanks and The Pope.

11. Go to my mansion and play guitar.

12. Eat dinner. Today, I had gold encrusted lobster.

13. Go on the internet and spread my awesomeness to everybody.

14. Go to sleep, and dream about kicking Nicholas Cage in the crotch.


Now, at this point, you might be saying, "BUT LIGGGEEEE. HWO DO I BEKUM AWSUM ENUFF TO HVE A 1337 DAY LIEK URZZ!!!??!?!?!"

Well that's simple, you just have to follow these 3 easy steps.

Step 1
Be born good looking, and with above-average sized genitalia.

Step 2
Follow the rules stated in my Guide to Being Awesome.

Step 3
Buy my motivational DVD for just 12 easy payments of $29.95 plus shipping and handling.

Now, some of you might not be able to follow these steps, but there's still hope for you. (not really, but false hope is better than no hope at all right) All you have to do is soak yourself in gasoline (or any other flammable liquid) and then light a match. Then all you have to do id pray to your chosen deity that you chose the religion that will send you to the heaven where you get to do all the cool stuff that I do every day (Ligeism).

I hope you have enjoyed my guide, and I would now like to give a shout out to NoNameC68 for giving me the Idea to make this guide, and for deleting one of my posts so that I can keep my 1337 status.

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Pazx
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Peasant

I just now need to do...

Wait, I don't want to be an awesome loser that creates lulzspam awesomely on a forum!

Or do I....

Pazx
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Peasant

Hang on...

YOU HAVE TOO MANY POSTS TO BE AWESOME!

knight_34
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Farmer

YOU HAVE TOO MANY POSTS TO BE AWESOME


I guess Lige could ask a mod to delete another post of his, any time.

What do Ligeisawesome-O's taste like? Do they taste like Lige? Or do they taste like awesome? What does awesome taste like?

You have a seemingly awesome life, but sadly there are reasons why I cannot live Lige.
Cenere
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I guess Lige could ask a mod to delete another post of his, any time

That would clash with:

Rule 2b
You must earn your 1337 posts without help form a moderator.

So he cannot do that.
Blkasp
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Nomad

I would regard this as spam..

But its so funny - Kind of... Didn't make me lol but I'll put in lol for you :P

LOL!

knight_34
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Farmer

If that is so, he must be contradicting his own rules because I remember Strop or one of the other mods deleting one of his excess posts to restore his leet count.

However, the rules were not created back then so I do not think his past doing is a violation.

Also, Lige did not say that he has to follow the rules.

Let's just wait till Lige says something.

Strop
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If that is so, he must be contradicting his own rules because I remember Strop or one of the other mods deleting one of his excess posts to restore his leet count.


It's too late, I already screen-shotted his fail. Now it shall be preserved forevermore@ Unless somebody elects to delete the evidence <_< In which case a moderator war will probably break out and give Thoad actual material to write about >_>

I BLAME YOU, NEMO! D:
Pazx
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It's too late, I already screen-shotted his fail. Now it shall be preserved forevermore@ Unless somebody elects to delete the evidence <_< In which case a moderator war will probably break out and give Thoad actual material to write about >_>


Hey thoad, get your paper out! No really, that would be awesome

Also, I have one thing to say about the guide: I agree.
knight_34
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Farmer

Step 1
Be born good looking, and with above-average sized genitalia.


Are you referring to males specifically?

Step 3
Buy my motivational DVD for just 12 easy payments of $29.95 plus shipping and handling.


Do you allow shipment to countries out the United States.

Lige is awesome.
NoNameC68
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Shepherd

Understand that Lige is awesome and I owe His Awesomeness. That is why he has 1337 posts. I did not help him so that he may remain awesome, I owed him because he is so awesome.

thingthingfreak
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Nomad

12 payments of $30?
I wonder what shipping is...

knight_34
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Farmer

Where have you been? Don't you know that NoName restored Lige's 1337 post count?

DDX
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Nomad

yea I know. But I took that picture to remind him that he used the help of a mod.

knight_34
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Farmer

Rule 7
Lige may void any of these rules for the lulz.


You know what that means.
Pazx
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Peasant

You know what that means.


I think it means Lige is too awesome for any of us to ever dream of being as awesome as, and perhaps we should pray to him not our silly carvings, and that we shouldn't even dare speak his true name...

WILLIAMSON!

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