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whoever told you it was. the joke is that you were stupid enough to read it

well of course Im gonna read it man, I started this topic.....and IM SMART ENOUGH TO READ NEW POSTS BEFORE POSTING MYSELF....other people posted on my other topics about things that dont relate to the topic.....look I made this topic about jokes so if you dont have a joke then dont make a post, I know i cant force you....


by the way, yes i type with bad grammar because this is the god dam*ed internet

Q: Who am I?
A: Zega!
Correct!

Badum, pshhh!

There seenmed to be a few helen keller jokes so heres one

how do you be cruel to helen keller

put here in a circular room and say "your dinners in the corner"

whats american and 10" inchs long?

a sub way sandwich and nothing else

like most people my age

im 15

this is more of a fact but statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide
Librarian says i cant give you that book
man says why not, i wont kill myself i swear
librarian says its not that its that you wont bring it back

Craig david is leaving his singing career behind him to join the british olympic 2012 archery team

hes going to be there bow selector

BREAKING NEWS american intelligence has discovered the tooth fairy, santa claus and the easter bunny

only joking there is no such thing as an intelligent american

stop being mean to a blind, deaf, dumb, dead girl.

Shes MUTE, DEAF, BLIND, DEAD, and DUMB


Q: What happened when Helen Keller fell down the well?

A: She screamed her hands off.

I've got a long one, but here goes:

Three guys die and are on their way to heaven. The meet an angel guarding the gates to heaven and he says: "Before you go in we need to determine what kind of car you get while your in heaven"
Guy#1(Kurt): Okay, how do you do that?
Angel:"It depends on how many times you cheated on your wife.
Kurt: "Okay. I cheated on my wife three times and we were married for fifteen years.
Angel: "Okay. You get this Honda Civic."
Guy#2(Bob): "I cheated on my wife twice and we were married for twenty years."
Angel:"Okay, you get this Ford Mustang."
Guy#3(Dan): "I cheated on my wife once and we were married for forty years."
Angel: "Okay, you get this Aston Martin."

The next day Bob shows up at the gates again in Dan's Aston Martin with Dan crying in the passenger seat.
Angel: "What happened?"
Dan: "I just saw my wife on a skateboard!"

Xrunner, I tried but didn't get it.

Q: why did the chicken cross the roadd
A: to get to the other side Duh!

ahhagha

@Keeton:
Dan's wife cheated on him so much that she got a skateboard instead of a car.

In America they have the idea of the "American dream". Ther's no such thing as the British dream. That's because we're awake.

A guy ask a teenager: "Can you paint my porch?"

Teenager answers: "Yeah I can."

A coule of hours later the teenager comes up to the guy and says: "I'm done, and by the way its a Ferrari not a Porshe"

lulz keepm coming guys

a monkey eats a rabbit and the rabbit comes out as poop and says, "I am dirty rabbit. Get away from me". The monkey runs away. Then a lion comes and the rabbit poop says the same thing. The lion being the king decides to sqaush the trouble and when he does, the lioness sees him and says ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww