i will revive this even if it means the worst thing possible... DEAD BABY JOKES...
whats worse than ten babies in a tree?
one baby in ten trees
whats the difference between a garbage can full of dead babies, and a garbage bag full of cash?
i don't have a garbage bag full of cash
ok sorry about that lol i hope noone is offended
ok so there are two cupcakes in an oven and the first cupcake says "aaah it's like an oven in here" then the second one looks at the first and says "holy crap a talking cupcake"
helen keller walked into a bar... i tried to warn her but she wouldn't listen
a blonde walks into a store, finds a worker and says "i would like to buy that tv" the employee replies "i am sorry but we don't sell to blondes" the next day she comes back with a brunette wig and says "i would like to buy that tv please" again the employee says i am sorry but we don't sell to blondes" the next day she tries again with a red wig "i would like to buy that tv please" and again the employee says i am sorry but we do not sell to blondes" now the blonde is furious and asks "how do you know i am a blonde?" the employee replies "because that is a microwave"
two men are out hunting and one of them gets gets knocked unconcious. the second man calls 911 and says "my friend isn't moving what do i do?" the operator replies "ok the first thing you have to do is make sure he is actually dead" so the person says he will be right back there is silence for a moment then the operator hears a gunshot and then the man comes back and say "ok he is dead now what?"
