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noobkill360
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When was the first time you stroked the one eyed snake or rubbed the pink carpet? you dont have to give specific details. I did it at thirteen years old and have been doing it ever since!

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DDX
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If I could stop laughing, I really think it is a joke.

Green12324
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Peasant

Lol, I like how I have a serious comment amongst all the rest of these guys laughing at it.

I would have to agree though, it's a pretty ridiculous thread, but AG is usually pretty lenient in what they allow so I doubt it will be deleted or locked.

Strop
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Bard

Uh.

*scratches head*

I'll get back to you on whether we allow this type of discussion.

For now I'm moving it to the tavern.

Pazx
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Peasant

I can't believe noone has answered this yet.

Uh, I'm eleven atm so I think I'll just stay away from this thread
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Strop
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Bard

I can't believe noone has answered this yet.


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Uh, I'm eleven atm so I think I'll just stay away from this thread


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lol, speak for yourself? :P

It's hardly surprising that people aren't answering. I'm not going to answer as that would imply I've approved of the thread when I really don't know whether I should yet.
miguelin11
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Nomad

lol, I guess the only one tough enough to admit it is the OP

Zophia
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I'm tempted to delete almost every comment in this thread for spamming with variations of "I can't believe this thread" and as such being off topic in what can be a PG13 thread if people are just a little mature about it...

In my opinion it is more likely to be locked for attracting spam than for inappropriateness...

As for an actual reply to this thread: I honestly can't remember. Wasn't memorable, I guess.

Pazx
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Peasant

lol, speak for yourself? :P


Fine then. 'I've never done it, I'm eleven.'

Happy?
Strop
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Bard

You didn't have to answer the question!!!!!!!!

Pazx
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Peasant

You didn't have to answer the question!!!!!!!!


I did though~
Zophia
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Well hey, that's a total of three people who've actually answered :P

Oh, anyone ever visited the website masturbateforpeace?

There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.

However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.


Spread love not war?
Btw, I've been up all night, so my silly is running...
Pazx
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Peasant

Uh Zophy... Why have I seen that text before...

At least the second paragraph...

*shudder*

Zophia
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You've probably walked teh intertubes too much, little one~

Pazx
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Peasant

That is true. My mind is warped. Why else would I consider myself a furry?

Strop
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Bard

Well Zophia, I wouldn't mind if you deleted all the non-relevant posts (with the exception of my big "I'm not sure if" one).

Normally I would be happy to see a willingness to open-minded discussion so for now I'm going to give a cautious thumbs-up. Besides there's absolutely nothing wrong with masturbation IMO, with the exception of zealous and paranoid parents suppressing their kids or giving them the wrong messages and screwing them up when they almost inevitably discover their carnal urges.

So go right ahead and discuss your experiences! Just...nothing overtly explicit, NO IMAGES etc. in accordance with the site rules and it'll be fine.

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