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noobkill360
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When was the first time you stroked the one eyed snake or rubbed the pink carpet? you dont have to give specific details. I did it at thirteen years old and have been doing it ever since!

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Zophia
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That is true. My mind is warped. Why else would I consider myself a furry?


Oh, your mind doesn't need to be warped to consider yourself a furry. It's likely that it will get warped by the furry subculture if it sucks you in, but messed up head is not a requirement to be a furry. It's more like an employee bonus.

Well Zophia, I wouldn't mind if you deleted all the non-relevant posts (with the exception of my big "I'm not sure if" one).
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~

So go right ahead and discuss your experiences! Just...nothing overtly explicit, NO IMAGES etc. in accordance with the site rules and it'll be fine.
... Lol at people who actually took pictures when they did it for the first time. Just loud and awkward lol.
Zega
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? I don't get this...

I don't even have a pink carpet at home (random???)

Pazx
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Oh, your mind doesn't need to be warped to consider yourself a furry. It's likely that it will get warped by the furry subculture if it sucks you in, but messed up head is not a requirement to be a furry. It's more like an employee bonus.


If you're a furry and your my age, your mind is warped.

I like the sounding of 'Employee bonus' though...
Zophia
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I don't even have a pink carpet at home (random???)
Slang for female genitalia. You know, the vulva thingymajib.
While we're at it...
One eyed snake = slang for penis.

If you're a furry and your my age, your mind is warped.

I like the sounding of 'Employee bonus' though...
Lulz~
Pazx
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Slang for female genitalia. You know, the vulva thingymajib.
While we're at it...
One eyed snake = slang for penis.


Apparently I have to explain it to him over MSN...
DiAk0SiReTa
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You'd think a site like this doesnt have this kinda of threads lol

Pazx
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You'd think a site like this doesnt have this kinda of threads lol


Every other post like that was deleted. Zophy!

And don't laugh at my truth~
Zophia
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You'd think a site like this doesnt have this kinda of threads lol
Able to find a rule against it?

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As long as no one makes posts with content of the in-above-quote-bolded kind, I think this thread is legit.
It is kinda borderline, though.
Zophia
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Every other post like that was deleted. Zophy!
I considered deleting his too, but...

content of the in-above-quote-bolded kind
And obviously also the other mentioned things, the bolded are just particularly relevant.
DiAk0SiReTa
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Nomad

anyways, I'll admit it. when I was 10. after I learned it. lol

Pazx
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I should point out that one of the users of this account have done it~

tennisman24
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Interesting question. I first did i when I am not telling you.

napolian654321
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I did once and felt the seeman coming and stopped and never ever did it again.

jjrocks66
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i did it and it felt weird so i stoped and never did it again.

tennisman24
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Isn't it true if you ejaculate more than you don't last as long in sex? I am just curious?

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