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noobkill360
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When was the first time you stroked the one eyed snake or rubbed the pink carpet? you dont have to give specific details. I did it at thirteen years old and have been doing it ever since!

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Zega
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Haven't done it... Might do it sometime soon. =]

LufffiStudios
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Nomad

How do you play with yourself? O.o


They're talking about the first time you masturbated..I guess.
Cenere
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Somebody should flag this it's disgusting

It is not againt the TOS! We have had mods posting for God's sake!
If you do not like the topic then ignore it! Like I ignore all the religious topics in the world section, because people are annoying.
Cenere
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A little too graphical, I think.
And Brenda is a girl, so if she does that, it is a handjob...

Flippin3500
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Shepherd

Oh, okay. Let me see if I can make a walkthrough for rubbing the pink carpet. lol

Jrmagic
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It was a joke runner... a joke...

I never really pay much attention. I don't go all out of my way to... play transformers... with one of my external organs...

Flippin3500
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Using one or two fingers, rhythmically stroke the different parts of your vulva, paying particular attention to your clitoris and labia. Experiment with different types of pressure, speed and motion. Try placing a finger on either side of the clitoris and stroking up and down, or placing two fingers on the clitoral hood and rubbing in a circular motion.

Then experiment. lol

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Ok now it gets inappropiate.

Chaozu
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1.Take your hand and put it on your penis.
2.Grasp your penis and begin moving up and down along the shaft.
3.Continue until you feel a weird sensation.
4.Eventually, semen will come out of the one-eyed snake.


How come a girl explained that?
I first masturbated when I was 12 I think.
brenda_1997
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1.Take your hand and put it on your penis.
2.Grasp your penis and begin moving up and down along the shaft.
3.Continue until you feel a weird sensation.
4.Eventually, semen will come out of the one-eyed snake.


ok disgusting.. and if im a girl?
Flippin3500
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Shepherd

Maybe I'm not a girl. Or maybe I have both genitalia, and I like being grouped with females...

Flippin3500
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and if im a girl?


I already explained that...

Using one or two fingers, rhythmically stroke the different parts of your vulva, paying particular attention to your clitoris and labia. Experiment with different types of pressure, speed and motion. Try placing a finger on either side of the clitoris and stroking up and down, or placing two fingers on the clitoral hood and rubbing in a circular motion.
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I actually did it when I was ten but I stopped when the orgy will come because I thought I was gonna pee and that could have been messy lol. Then tried again when I was twelve and let the orgy out ha!


You might wanna look up the definition for orgy...
nickelbacksucks
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@Flippin

If she doesn't know what masturbation is in the first place I doubt she's gonna know what a clit or labia is.

brenda_1997
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Using one or two fingers, rhythmically stroke the different parts of your vulva, paying particular attention to your clitoris and labia. Experiment with different types of pressure, speed and motion. Try placing a finger on either side of the clitoris and stroking up and down, or placing two fingers on the clitoral hood and rubbing in a circular motion.


What??? you use alot of difficult words in there..
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