I can't tell if your being serious or not, but I have also seen this. IN CLASS. It was a Woodworking technology class thing, and he was in the back tables. He got caught and suspended, I don't know for how long though. Funniest thing that ever happened at school.
Also I have a question about masturbation. I read that it isn't possible until puberty has started, but I don't understand. If someone say, started masturbating when they were 9, does that mean their puberty also started at 9? To me the statement sounded moot.
Isn't masturbating *whispers* really gross? I once saw a guy masturbating in school. It was so gross
fix'd. Anyway,
1. It isn't gross at all.
2. That guy is a pig
3. Do it when you take a shower or, like me, at midnight when everyone is asleep.
4. I don't do it, but I have some friends who use their left hand to stick it up their, y'now. That is gross, but if you don't do that, it is fine.
5. I have never done it, but don't experiment. Your hand is the only thing that should every touch your penis when masturbating, not vacuum cleaners or your pet.
It's not gross. It's normal. I got started rather quick, but basically, lotion plus your hand plus fifteen to twenty minutes and you're fine.
Just remember, if you feel like you're going to come, don't try to stop it. It really hurts your balls later.
Also, switch up your hands. It feels completely different.
I can't tell if your being serious or not, but I have also seen this. IN CLASS. It was a Woodworking technology class thing, and he was in the back tables. He got caught and suspended, I don't know for how long though. Funniest thing that ever happened at school.
Bro, I've gotten an handjob in class. I don't know about you guys, but I remember in my middle school, everyone was getting handjobs when the teacher wasn't looking. Only one pair of people got caught, though. Nothing happened but they broke up.
Also I have a question about masturbation. I read that it isn't possible until puberty has started, but I don't understand. If someone say, started masturbating when they were 9, does that mean their puberty also started at 9? To me the statement sounded moot.
Well, listen. I started at 11. I could ejaculate, but some people have dry ejaculations all they way up to 14. It just depends. I grew a full beard at 15. Never shaved for three months. I looked like Moses.
Kevin seems to be eagerly enjoying this. I'm not excited about this at all, but these reactions of horror make me chuckle.
*Barfs* Dude, This is so gross *Barfs again*
I'm not an enthusiast of masturbating, but he's pretty right in saying that experimenting with your dog or some sharp object isn't too great. At least your hand won't maul your member.
You know what I mean. Google ''Masturbation''. You'll cry.
If he's confident enough to give a yarn about it, he shouldn't be creeped by that.
Still, You know what I mean. Google ''Masturbation''. You'll cry.
I've done that before for tips but they usually are all weird gross **** like "stimulate the area between your anus and scrotum for maximum please." EW wtf.
Just do it the regular way.
Kevin seems to be eagerly enjoying this. I'm not excited about this at all, but these reactions of horror make me chuckle.
I don't masturbate in class, but I've gotten handjobs from girls before. Just cover it with your bookbag.
I'm not an enthusiast of masturbating, but he's pretty right in saying that experimenting with your dog or some sharp object isn't too great. At least your hand won't maul your member.
Exactly.
I've trained myself to pee without touching my penis.
But I still do it anyway.
So this is why women complain that you guys get it all over the seat? You guys are rude.
