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Pazx
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Kiss?

Make out?

Masturbate?

Have a boy/girlfriend?

Have sex?

What do you think the ideal ages (or the ages you should at least be before you do these things) for the above things are?

Oh, and just for the sake of it *glare at KR*

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Kevin4762
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They make us put the seat down, so they can't complain.


I guess everyone does it differently since I don't put the seat up.

Exactly. I can aim it by moving my hips rather than using my hand. It allows me to do other things with my hands.


I just imagined you solving a Rubik's cube while shaking your hips like Shakira while peeing.

lmao
samy
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Not when the teacher is teaching, but when you're watching a movie and the lights are all out.


Okay that's just a bit much, I mean if you're horn that often that's pushing it.

Sometimes now I still spray but that's why I have to aim. Train all you want, but sometimes it just wants to spray.

samy
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Sometimes now I still spray but that's why I have to aim. Train all you want, but sometimes it just wants to spray.


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Kevin4762
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Okay that's just a bit much, I mean if you're horn that often that's pushing it.


Bro, girls are just as horny as you are, but you just have to make the right move.

Well, that was years ago. In in my junior year now. I did that stuff in 7th-8th grade.

Contact me if you want to know how to get a girl to do that.
samy
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Bro, girls are just as horny as you are, but you just have to make the right move.


I meant you couldn't just wait until after school was over? I mean seriously.
Kevin4762
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lol samy

ur funny

Kevin4762
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I meant you couldn't just wait until after school was over? I mean seriously.


Samy, you seem like a guy who gets poontang often. I imagine that it would be a hassle to get a handjob after school for you if you are not in a serious relationship at all. You would have to get her address, or give her yours, then have your parents drive you there and then give a reason why.

Plus, it's middle school. No, no, no. Too much of a hassle.
MageGrayWolf
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Handjobs in school? I knew I was missing out on something!

Graham
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Also I have a question about masturbation. I read that it isn't possible until puberty has started, but I don't understand. If someone say, started masturbating when they were 9, does that mean their puberty also started at 9? To me the statement sounded moot.


It is possible to master-debate before pubertousis. You just have no ejaculate.
Pazx
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Thumbs up for resurrected thread from Noob Pazx!

AquaRescue
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Kissing is 8
make out would be 15
masturbate 13-14
boyfriend/girlfriend 16
have ******** ummmmm well I would say 21-22-23

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I don't know about you guys, but I remember in my middle school, everyone was getting handjobs when the teacher wasn't looking


Yeah, same in my school. It was hilarious when they got expelled.
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Kiss?as long as you're ready

Make out?as long as you're ready

Masturbate?as long as you're ready

Have a boy/girlfriend?as long as you're ready

Have sex? as long as you're ready

holy god this is the best/worst thread ive ever seen!

Legion1350
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Are you serious? Wow. Wait until you go to middle school.


Yes, I'm serious. In fact, I was throwing aside my religious beliefs. If I didn't, I would've been much stricter. And don't worry: I have the lowest expectations for people under 18.

...I have also seen this. IN CLASS. It was a Woodworking technology class thing, and he was in the back tables.

...I have some friends who use their left hand to stick it up their, y'now.

Bro, I've gotten an handjob in class. I don't know about you guys, but I remember in my middle school, everyone was getting handjobs when the teacher wasn't looking.


You guys have helped me decide to beg my father to not send me to a private school.

I just imagined you solving a Rubik's cube while shaking your hips like Shakira while peeing.

lmao


Lmao I can't stop laughing! XD
GhostSauce
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I just imagined you solving a Rubik's cube while shaking your hips like Shakira while peeing.

lmao


probably the funniest thing i have read

im also surprised this hasnt gotten locked and that girls posted her

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