The result of overpopulation in the NES was not a good one. Thre unsanity was stretched thin, and lost on most. Only Alt, Chill, Pierce and Mary, Pickle and Shack, and DB still carried it with them, keeping it close to their minds. They left progressively as they tired of the boredom. . . . P: We're finally out. . . . Alt: Yeah. . .being the god of the NES was too much. I'll let that place kick it's own ass as it's dying. M; Heh, yeah. *slaps P* P: What was that for? M: . . . . P: . . . . Chill: Another ellipsis battle. M: . . . . P: . . . . Alt: They never end. M: . . . . P: . . . . They left quietly from the NES, determined to never return to it. He let the people with randomness in their heads to change the paradigm- he would only check up rarely. Alt: We're out now. . .should we start something new? Chill: Maybe. . . . Alt: For those deemed unsane, they can continue here. When the Chronicle of the NES hits 100 pages, we shall let it die. They left, to return only rarely as long as the NES lived.
This is a restructure of the Neverending Story. Posts should be NES-style dialogue intermixed with relevant bits of prose. Unsanity and humor is appreciated, and is in fact the entire core and purpose of the thread. All are welcome, unless they spend all of their time trying and epically failing to be funny and unsane through obstreperous randomness.
B: jess i know what he will get > Jess: what tell me. B: he will get spanked *mean laughing face* R: you know what animal protectors would do if they would find out about this >.<?
RPOAG: AHAHAHAHA RANDY IS GOING TO GET NAO. Randy: Get what??? RPOAG: No, skye I'm not the dog, I am the guy, Randy is the dog. Randy: Grrrrrr....*Bark* Oh no... RPOAG: NEEDY DAWG. NEEDY DAWG.
Manta: *Hack* *wheeeeeeze* Avicus: Hmm? You're always so clogged when you get back home from the pool... Manta: ~Note to self: close mouth while preforming the breaststroke Avicus: That's rule 3, by the way.
Manta: Imma break Da Rules here. What is the octagonal room? Avicus: *snickers* You gon' get it. Manta: It's the internet. What're they gonna do? Avicus: Manta: I hear wonderous tapestries, woven by the mouth, of the octagonal room, yet I have no idea what it may be. Avicus: Laymen's terms? Manta: What the he// is the octagonal room?
Alt: I'm experimenting with new stuff. . . . Chill: Drugs? Alt: No, powers. Watch: Alt: One day later. . . . Chill: What changed? Alt: I transported us exactly 24 hours in the future, and this day just so happens to be exactly the same as yesterday in every way, shape, and form. And we didn't lose any sleep. Chill: That's pretty impressive.
P: LET! ME. OUTTA. THIS. OC-uh... Strangly shaped room? M: *casually leans on door* P: TT TT C: Pierce, you have things to get back to. P: OH GOD! IT ECHOES!!!!!!!! M: Haha sucker. KR: *twists handle* M: *falls back through door* P: Hrrph *jumps out, pulls door shut* Alt: *jams foot in door, points to the Sea* P: *sighs, lets Mary out*
KR: Hah, you weren't gonna lock her in anyways, were you? P: I might of :3
PS Sawdawg and BigR, until you understand the Aftermath properly, I'd like you to temporarily leave. Your badly punctuated attempts at humor just don't cut it.
Jess: *huge breath intake* WELLLLL...... Its a room. Skye: An octagonal shaped one. Jess: And you go insane inside it. Skye: Not unsane. Jess: insane. Skye: *looks around* We've got it over here somewhere... Jess: Whenever you mention it someone always manages to get locked in. Skye: We were once locked in for 3 days. Jess: No one listened to our cries! Skye: Thats where we found Carter. Jess: Good point. Where is Carter?!
Jess: Pesky ninja's -_- Skye: We told you, Mary got locked in. HA. Carter: *stands by the door* Jess: Guardian of the Octagonal Room methinks? Carter: NOM NOM OMNOM!
KR: Mary was never going to be locked in. Pierce couldn't torment her so. P: ... KR: He wouldn't dare hurt his lo- P: *throws KR in octagonal room* M: *slams door*
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M: Would you of? P: Yes, dammit. M: Oh good, KR was starting to make me worry. P: What, you want to be in there? M: No way!
***in the octagonal room*** C: Ryan, you're trapped in here for eternity, how 'bout you study? KR: NOOO!
Manta: Is it always someone nearby? Is it possible that we've locked someone we've never met before in the octa- Well, that room? Avicus: That'd be funny. If so, I hope it was Zlith. Manta: Ssh! Don't speak of NES killers. Avicus: *Mourns the NES*
