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thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

The result of overpopulation in the NES was not a good one. Thre unsanity was stretched thin, and lost on most. Only Alt, Chill, Pierce and Mary, Pickle and Shack, and DB still carried it with them, keeping it close to their minds. They left progressively as they tired of the boredom. . . .
P: We're finally out. . . .
Alt: Yeah. . .being the god of the NES was too much. I'll let that place kick it's own ass as it's dying.
M; Heh, yeah.
*slaps P*
P: What was that for?
M: . . . .
P: . . . .
Chill: Another ellipsis battle.
M: . . . .
P: . . . .
Alt: They never end.
M: . . . .
P: . . . .
They left quietly from the NES, determined to never return to it. He let the people with randomness in their heads to change the paradigm- he would only check up rarely.
Alt: We're out now. . .should we start something new?
Chill: Maybe. . . .
Alt: For those deemed unsane, they can continue here. When the Chronicle of the NES hits 100 pages, we shall let it die.
They left, to return only rarely as long as the NES lived.

This is a restructure of the Neverending Story. Posts should be NES-style dialogue intermixed with relevant bits of prose. Unsanity and humor is appreciated, and is in fact the entire core and purpose of the thread. All are welcome, unless they spend all of their time trying and epically failing to be funny and unsane through obstreperous randomness.

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Pazx
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Peasant

Zlith1: o no i am stuck in the ocatoganol room
Zlith2: try using bad gramma
Z1: its not working
P: *punches*

the_manta
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Peasant

Manta: *Tsk-tsk* The only thing violence gets you is-
Avicus: Satisfaction? A sense of achievement? And, in some cases, respect?
Manta: Well, yes. I will condone it if it's directed at Zlith. *Eats Zlith*
Zlith: Hey y did yo doo taht its not kewl to eet peeple hahahhahhhhha
Manta: AUGH!! Shut up before I do it again! Your lack of win appalls me.
Avicus: It seems a bit harsh to eat him.
Manta: He helped murder the NES. What am I supposed to do?

*Walks into octagonal room*
Oh, crap...

kingryan
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Farmer

Kr: Heeeyyyy its awesome in here!!!
C: No it isn't.
Kr: Yes it is!
C: Why?
Kr: Because my parents aren't in here with me!!
Manta: Hello...
Kr: Go away. *pushes out of room*
Manta: ok...
Kr: MY HOUSE!
C: Aftermath Movie?
Kr: YAY!!!

Pois0nArr0w
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Nomad

"How did the octagonal room follow us to the beach...?"
F: You're forgetting where we are in the first place...
"Oh yeah... Anyway... We better watch out for coughzilthhack in case he tries to 'save' the thread if/when it falls back a page..."
F: He's active in the art forum again?
"Uh, yeah... But I just got back from a week in those woods over there, so I'm not very informed on recent goings on in the forums..." *tired face*

the_manta
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Peasant

Manta: Aww... KR doesn't like me...
Avicus: It's the internet. That doesn't matter.
Manta: Good point.

Avicus: Zlith is rather infamous, no?
Manta: His complete lack of grammar (for lack of a better phrase) bugs the crap out of me!
Avicus: Tsk-tsk. It's a shame.
Manta: Yeah...

*Falls into pit* *Lands in Octagonal room*
Okay, someone's going to have to explain that to me later...

nichodemus
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Grand Duke

N: So we're all back in the Octagonal Room Era now eh?
D: Pity DB isn't around....

Pazx
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Pazx
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Peasant

Okay, someone's going to have to explain that to me later...


The octagonal room knows where you are.

It knows when you are sleeping, it knows when you're awake, it knows if you've been bad or good so DON'T WALK THROUGH FOR GOODNESS SAKE.
the_manta
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Peasant

Manta: Huh. See, I fell in (somehow), so I'm not at fault here.
Avicus: Carter is staring at me...
C: *piercing gaze*

kingryan
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Farmer

Kr: Wow...Ubertuna is so great...
C: You know you had permission to use that in the first place...
Kr: I mean, he didn't have to give us permission...
C: *sigh*
Kr: But he did! The project is coming along well now...

kingryan
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kingryan
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Farmer

Kr: Guess what! The Aftermath: Beginning is finished!!!
C: *sigh* Don't be anti-social.
Kr: It is just processing...but here is the link...
C: Where?
Kr: You were the link.
C: Oh...

Pazx
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Pazx
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Peasant

I CAN'T HEAR A WORD YOU SAID IN THE VIDEO.

TT TT

kingryan
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kingryan
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Farmer

Kr: I know...I know...I am going to fix it when I can redo the audio.
C: Now?
Kr: No...I'm watching the old film reels!

jezz
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Farmer

J: Yayayayay~ Watched it!
S: I couldn't hear hi-
KR: I KNOW!! jeez!!
S: 0_0
J: Hayy. We've stopped using our full names.
S: Cuz I hate you *grumbles*
J: Need sleep?
S: Mhmm. *falls*
J: Falls? You fell over? Or fell asleep...?
S: Yuhh mhmm uh. . .

kingryan
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kingryan
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Farmer

Kr: Well someone shouldn't have stayed up so late talking to Adam :P
J: Shutup and don't even think abo-
Kr: JESS AND ADAM SITTING ON AG! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
J: *boards*
Kr: Ok I'm done now...
J: Good...
Kr: On the topic of the movie, I don't want re-upload the current audio with the music softer, because the voice over is flawed...
C: Recarnation?
Kr: Yes...recarnation. Oh yeah...Hey Alt...do you have the whole American accent thing?

jezz
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jezz
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Farmer

S: I have the whole British accent thing!
J: Adam has the whole Canadian accent thing...
S: o_0
J: He shouted when I said he lives in America. HA.
S: That all you remember?
J: Mhmm I was half asleep. Oh. I said something about a bench. and something about Hitler. =/
S: Shush. SOMEONE is getting the wrong idea *glares at KR*
J: *sticks tongue out*
KR: uhm...

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