This is probably true for men. But I believe that women want a bit of everything character, money and appearance. Though I think that when they are young consider more the last two. But it depends also from the person.
Man... I was thinking that right when I clicked on this thread. Tennisman24, he's talking about chicken... scientifically. I think the fastest way is chainsaw.
I only know that if I wanted my heart unreachable, I would put on a bullet-proof armor. So I guess the quickest way to the heart is through armor-proof bullets :P
I could argue that desire does not equal love (which is generally meant by "heart" in such an analogy)... Then again... I don't know and don't really care about how that gender and its shortcuts work. >_>
Literal heart: Through the ribcage.
I don't know what would be quicker access to the other heart thing.
Me, neither. Or none of the less practical ones. I think I'll stay single for a while longer. However I prefer a bit of character. And not a ummm, ho. Not me. I know several guys who only think about their, well, you know.
hmm. I would say stomach for both. Everyone loves food, though that would be more tounge, because that's how you taste =D.
I think there is a point to be expanded on here: Tongues.
Talk, tasting, *coughoralsexcough*I mean, kissing. Sure. Said nothing in the coughing. That kinda covers the main points that have been brought up, doesn't it?