ForumsThe TavernWhat's the quickest way to a man's heart?

49 7957
thoadthetoad
offline
thoadthetoad
5,633 posts
Peasant

Through his chest, of course!

No really folks, how do you think, in a general tone, is the quickest way to a man/woman's heart? Personally, I think it's through their stomach.

  • 49 Replies
Strop
offline
Strop
10,816 posts
Bard

In before token cynic!

Woman: Through their ears.
Man: Through their penis.

Duh :P

goumas13
offline
goumas13
4,749 posts
Grand Duke

Personally, I think it's through their stomach.

This is probably true for men.
But I believe that women want a bit of everything character, money and appearance. Though I think that when they are young consider more the last two.
But it depends also from the person.
tennisman24
offline
tennisman24
4,682 posts
Farmer

Are you talking about love or scientifically?

Kipdon
offline
Kipdon
2,169 posts
Peasant

Through his chest, of course!


Man... I was thinking that right when I clicked on this thread. Tennisman24, he's talking about chicken... scientifically. I think the fastest way is chainsaw.
Burnt
offline
Burnt
661 posts
Nomad

I only know that if I wanted my heart unreachable, I would put on a bullet-proof armor. So I guess the quickest way to the heart is through armor-proof bullets :P

tennisman24
offline
tennisman24
4,682 posts
Farmer

Well I think it is through the mouth.

Burnt
offline
Burnt
661 posts
Nomad

actually it depends if you want to hurt him or not. If you want to have someone's heart without cutting him open... ou... sr... got carried away...

Sebi
offline
Sebi
662 posts
Nomad

Woman: Through their ears.
Man: Through their penis.


Thats my meaning too!!!
Good opinion Strop!!
Zophia
offline
Zophia
9,424 posts
Scribe

Man: Through their penis.
I could argue that desire does not equal love (which is generally meant by "heart" in such an analogy)... Then again... I don't know and don't really care about how that gender and its shortcuts work. >_>

Literal heart: Through the ribcage.

I don't know what would be quicker access to the other heart thing.
skater_kid_who_pwns
offline
skater_kid_who_pwns
4,371 posts
Blacksmith

Gah, all I know is, girls confuse me. end of story.

And just steriotypical guys........what strop said.

llamaeatataco
offline
llamaeatataco
164 posts
Nomad

ACtually, I would argue that any type of bullet would be faster than a chainsaw. The real answer is Chuck Norris's fist. (sorry, I had to xD)

hmm. I would say stomach for both. Everyone loves food, though that would be more tounge, because that's how you taste =D.

The_AG_King
offline
The_AG_King
324 posts
Nomad

Personally, I think it's through their stomach.

Man: Through their penis.

I say both! Give me a sandwich Im happy, suck my....eh....you know....and Im happy.
TSL3_needed
offline
TSL3_needed
5,579 posts
Nomad

Me, neither. Or none of the less practical ones. I think I'll stay single for a while longer. However I prefer a bit of character. And not a ummm, ho. Not me. I know several guys who only think about their, well, you know.

Green12324
offline
Green12324
4,097 posts
Peasant

ACtually, I would argue that any type of bullet would be faster than a chainsaw.


Rocket propelled chainsaw xD
Zophia
offline
Zophia
9,424 posts
Scribe

hmm. I would say stomach for both. Everyone loves food, though that would be more tounge, because that's how you taste =D.
I think there is a point to be expanded on here: Tongues.

Talk, tasting, *coughoralsexcough*I mean, kissing. Sure. Said nothing in the coughing.
That kinda covers the main points that have been brought up, doesn't it?
Showing 1-15 of 49