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thoadthetoad
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Through his chest, of course!

No really folks, how do you think, in a general tone, is the quickest way to a man/woman's heart? Personally, I think it's through their stomach.

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Zega
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The answer to everything about life is 42. .....

*coughoralsexcough*

Oh Zoph you didn't....... >.>
the__vampire
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lol zoph

i agree llamaeatataco the quickest way is with chuck norris's fist
girls confuse me to

Green12324
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Oh Zoph you didn't....... >.>


Yes, she did. The quickest way to my heart is...to umm leave it alone. Let me practice piano, waste my day away on the computer, and occassionally hang out with friends. Then I'll be happy.
thoadthetoad
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okay this wasn't scientifical you load of smart *sses :P I was talking about for love, and I agree with strop besides the penis part, because orgasm =/= love.

deets456
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yeh i agree it is thru da stomache get em some gud food n ur ther 4 sure

jumanjaz
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I think quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach good foods.

Joey6855
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I'ma say through the chest with a butcher knife.
[quote]*coughoralsexcough*Man:Penis[quote], should Mods REALLY be saying THAT?? I mean what if a 9 year-old (who post there AG account birth date as 13) sees that?

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, should Mods REALLY be saying THAT?? I mean what if a 9 year-old (who post there AG account birth date as 13) sees that?


Seeing as their not supposed to be on anyway, yes, mods can say that. And so an I, or you, or anyone else. Although I think it's somewhat inappropriate, it's real, and a nine year old probably doesn't even know what that means.

Hm, I think guys should think about more that their penis, but it'll take a miracle for that to happen. That makes me a miracle.
Zophia
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, should Mods REALLY be saying THAT?? I mean what if a 9 year-old (who post there AG account birth date as 13) sees that?
This site is PG13. If 9 year old kids pretend to be 13 to be on this site, they risk encountering stuff kids below the age of 13 shouldn't see. It is their own fault for choosing to access a PG13 site.

Aside from that, what's really wrong with the mentioning of oral sex as long as there's no explicit descriptions? All it can do is raise the question "what is oral sex". In my opinion, 13 year old kids are old enough to handle that question.

As for the squished in quote from Strop, all he said was penis. Yes hello. It's the proper noun for that body part.
Joey6855
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Ok yeah um sorry I should of thought of that before I posted that. Er, sry for the off-topic post.

goumas13
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13 year old kids are old enough to handle that question.

If they go to school they know a lot about these things, one kid finds it he says it to an other and so all know it.
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Their stomachs, your wallet... Either way.

I think character helps more in the long run... but it's nice to meet an attractive girl. Looks just help start the love process.

*coughoralsexcough*


Um? Zoph? *Slinks away*
thisisnotanalt
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Shepherd

Through the bloodstream.

Chuck Norris.

Taco Bell (quickest way to his stomach too)

Left man-boob.

Air-hammer.

Katana.

Love

Lotsa sex

Plastic Surgery

Megan Fox

Flipski's laser vision

To be continued. . . .

thisisnotanalt
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Like, two more.

Giant needle.

Cavalcades of material things.

Nater
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the place where u get to th heart quickest

duh~!

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