Forums → The Tavern → Imagine ur stuck in a mall full of zombies. u can pick one nonfictional weapon, one partner (dead or alive), and one song to kick zombie a** to. what do you choose?

baseball bat, Jose Mourinho ( I have alredy choosed Materazzi as my ally) and Gnarls Barkley-Crazy

Woah, man, too long of a title.

I'd probably bring a tesla cannon, a transformer (you didn't say non-fiction) and kung-fu fighting haha.

M249 SAW as my weapon. Let's start the mowing down shall we? My ally would be a cloned me with a M249 as well. My song. . . Whiplash by Metallica. Or The Four Horsemen. Or Ride the Lightning. Hard to pick.

And Hylian is nominated for the "Longest Title Evah" award.

Let's see... in order, a Medievil flail, Peter Venkman from the Ghostbusters, and The Champion In Me by 3 Doors Down.

Weapon: UZI. It's my favorite weapon.

Partner: My neighbors pitbull. Bad A-- Dog

Song: Slow ride

I like the song, plus, it would be comic >

Weapon: M4A1 Carbine
Partner: Alex Rodriguez (A-Roid)
Song: All Nightmare Long-Metallica

Me and my buddy A-Rod will slaughter those zombies with an M4 in my hand and a titanium bat in his, while All Nightmare Long plays in the background.

did u mean to write A-Roid? if so good joke, if not its even funnier XD

Weapon: Uzi
Partner: My friend David
Song: BYOB- System of a Down

Weapon: AK-47
Partner: Chuck Norris
Song: Children of the Grave by the Metal Gods, Black Sabbath.

Weapon: Rocket launcher
Partner: Chuck Norris
Song: Run to the Hills, Iron Maiden

Weapon: Minigun (Actually exists apparently...)
Partner: Do extinct animals count?
Song: Its between Crwn Thy Frnicatr, Psyclon Nine, or if that gets too sketchy when surrounded by Zombies, Dragula by Rob Zombie. Seems fitting.

Weapon: Uzi
Partner: Master Chief
Song: BYOB - System of a Down

Weapon: Barret .50 cal with hollow point rounds
Partner: Rambo
Song: Mozart Piano Concerto No. 21 (fight would be in slo-motion)

Or if my first one doesn't work out...

Weapon: Chuck Norris
Partner: Chuck Norris
Song: Who needs a song when you have Chuck Norris??

Weapon: Shotgun.
Partner: Jason Voorhees.
Song: Walk by Pantera.