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This topic is more fit for the tavern. And if I were a zombie? I would probably do what my instincts tell me to do... Eat people or bite them whatever they do. If I had more control though? Probably continue on with my normal life. Also, maybe not what I just said, because there are different meanings of "Zombie"

eat stuff, be bored, groan, then run into a war zone and get shot, then die

play video games till someone came in and shot me.

consume brainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns get more zombies in pack then overthorw humanety!! :P... you know the old school

I'd obviously attempt to sneak up on any humans I see, and also go after the leader of the group of survivors

I don't know what to do maybe stay home and do nothing and when I get bored I scare people

I would make sure to eat Paris Hilton first. Ha HA Ha.

Attack all the squirrels i can and make an army of killer zombie squirrels and then, I'd attack the truck drives so they can transport my squirrel army around the states, then let them take over the world...after that I'll invent a cure to cure society and then do it again but ill make a bunny army instead...Muuuuhahahaha.

According to Facebook this is what kind of zombie I would be



So I guess that I'd go around eating too many humans and getting fat.

I would feed on the living and try to make myself look less uglier...
And maybe get some clothing...

I'd be like a Regenerator from RE4. Someone walks up to me and starts walking around me. I'm like, screw it, I'll just stand here and not do anything.

I wouldn't become a zombie, do you know why? Of course you don't; but I'll tell you.

No- I'll show you.


My "Bible"


My decoration.

I would kill any survivor alive with my narley arms.

Ummm I dunno, what kind of zombie?

I would put on a bullet-resistant helmet before I do anything duh...

Safety First!