ForumsThe TavernTrolls vs. furries... *thread hijacked for discussion of furries*

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thoadthetoad
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Yes, after much mind debate and different forum-jumping, I come to you, my family, my blood, my screen-name brethren that both like the medeival era AND games, into a war that by far may change... nothing at all, actually!

You might be wondering what the heck I'm talking about, and I still don't fully understand it. The overview of it all is in all of 2 words: Furry war.

No, I'm not talking about one of zoph's stories (bad mod joke), but instead an actual interweb flame war that has gone so far for two internet POLITICAL PARTIES.

First party:
The Trolls. Basically, they... wlel, they troll. Now trolls aren't even in furrywar only. Trolls are just jackoffs with nothing better to do than to make fun of other people or just verbally assault one another for teh fun of it. Basically, they're e-thugs, because talking smack in person is dangerous.

Second party:
Furries. Well, long story short, Zoph is one of them. Though, from what I remember, she doesn't really think of herself as a hardcore furry or anything like that. Furries are generally about tolerance, and having a good time. Least that's what I've gathered from youtubing for an obscene amount of time and getting into a few flame wars myself, I've found I actually support this group purely because they make the most sense.

The war? What's it about? Oh it's simple. Near nothing, of course! It's all just two people yelling at each other. They just have opposing views and what do they do because of it?

Get over them and make love, peace, and overall better the world!

Just kidding, they fight and flame like /b/tards.

Now then, here's my views on the subject from both points of view:

Troll View: Okay, furries are different from me and have different sexual habits..... kay, I watch porn on a daily basis so I really shouldn't care but I do anyways!

Furry View: Trolls are meanies who want nothing but to eff with me, so instead of just ignoring them and reportning them I'll...... FLAME BACK!

Neutral View: well both of the stereotypical sides are pretty much hypocrites. The furries are supposedly supposed to be all about tolerance or something while they don't tolerate the trolls or their habits, and the trolls shun the furries due to their perfectly JUSTIFIED hate for humanity and &quoterverted" ways. Hey troll, what's that I see in your bookmarks? ... is it... it can't be.... PORN?! YOU SHOULD DIE IN A FIRE ON A STAKE!!!!

Now then, what're your views on the subject? Please be good about this and not just f*ck around, please?

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the_manta
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Le's see...

I DON'T hate humanity, but I DO wish to preserve the Earth...

I sometimes think of myself as a Fish Man, but only for the AMW section.

Ew? Not really...

Yes to 4 & 5.

Same as Alt. Very slightly on the furry side, while still remaining neutral. I don't hate thee trolls, I just chuckle at them and move on. But I see no reason to flame back at them.

TuxedoPenguin
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well, ok heres my reason cause i do like to help people. (sometimes)
mischievous no not really.
A fursona idk
2 fursonas doing it wtf?
i don't hate humanity.
whats a fetish?

thoadthetoad
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Again I kindly ask all f you to give a reason as to why you're slightly to the furry side and whatnot besides the quiz.

knight_34
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1. Do I dislike/hate humanity and wish to preserve the earth (A.K.A. Anti-human)?

Am I part of humanity? So would I hate myself? Nope.

2. Do I have a "Fursona" of which is a persona of mine that is an anthromorphic being?

Nope.

I am very much neutral in this "matter". I find this "war" to be a time wasting effort. I also find flaming back at people to also be time consuming.

At least I definitely know where I stand now.

3. Do I have a fetish of two "Fursonas" or fur-characters doing it?

*Cough* ? No.

4. Am I a carefree spirit and like to help others?

I don't know if I am a carefree spirit. I do like to help others

5. Am I mischievous?

Sometimes.

thoadthetoad
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okay everyone, I'd just like to point out that you are generally focusing on whether or not you are a furry. you don't need to be a furry in order to agree with them.

Besides the quiz, state if you are a furry, troll, or neutral, and then say WHY you are of that party. Otherwise, you're not contributing to the conversation.

Zophia
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Thoad is giving you guys a wrong impression of what a furry is (probably mainly because he's still not fully understanding it himself (and I'd never dare to claim I do)).

General furry traits (as far as I've experienced them) would be stuff like these (and please note that most furries won't agree with all these):

You like animals. Any kind of animals. You like having dogs or cats or rats or fish or whatever as pets. You feel comfortable around animals.

You like wildlife in general. You find the big cats beautiful, or am very impressed by the skills of falcons or the size of elephants, or the grace of horses.

You like to think of yourself as in contact with nature or wildlife or animals in a special way. Maybe you like to imagine yourself as a cunning fox.

You like anthropomorphic animals. Anthropomorphic means "with human traits" (or something like that), and would be things such as a talking rabbit or a humanoid lizard.

You really like the way fur feels (note: if you like wearing fur coats, quite a few furries could potentially get upset with you).

You're open minded. Not all furs are, but most are.

You like to play. Video games, tumbling around with friends, or just generally having a good time. Many furs are rather social (hence fur meetings and conventions).

Since we're on a PG13 site I shall refrain from posting more of these...

Some furs might not even agree with any of those, but still for some reason consider themselves furries.

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I think you've stereotyped a bit much in that whole war thing, Thoad. In my opinion trolls should gtfo of the internet and back to their caves (unless they're good at lulz trolling), and everybody should learn to ignore the trolls who they come across.

Flite
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A furry and a troll are both different. It's like asking, "Furries, or cops?"

Trolls are unique to forums while furry is a personal taste.

dacer
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okay im a furry then...

trolls officially fail.

Zophia
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Uhm... Flite... Did you read the OP, and if so, how does that relate to the argument? Which was pretty "this is how a stereotypical troll behaves, this is how a stereotypical furry behaves, this is how a stereotypical neutral person behaves, which one are you?"

Not the greatest thread... But your post, it confuses me.
Unless you just tried to point out that furries spand beyond forum drama while trolls usually ARE forum drama, or something like that.

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You like animals


Yep

You like wildlife in general


Yep

You like to think of yourself as in contact with nature or wildlife or animals in a special way


Not really. . .though small dogs love jumping on me and licking my shoes.

You like anthropomorphic animals


If drawn with skill, they can be pretty neat~

You really like the way fur feels


Not really, but kinda. I really liked holding my guinea pigs before we adopted them out to make room for a German Shepherd dog~

You're open minded


Hell yes.

You like to play


Yep.

Since we're on a PG13 site I shall refrain from posting more of these...


aaaaaaaand that's where I draw the line. Not into any of the yiff or vore stuff, fursuiting, stuff like that. I just like animals and I'm pretty social and open-minded. Pretty much any of the stuff which a nonfurry would consider creepy is where I draw the line.
dacer
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trolls craving attention is quite funny, the fact that they have absolutly no life jumping forums amuses even me o.O.

i think i might be neutral, im not sure :P

the_manta
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I have pretty much every trait Zoph just listed, excluding the non-PG-13 ones... That crosses the line for me. So I guess I'm a partial furry.

Trolls are failures, and they do bug me, but, simply put, they're not even worth responding to. I refuse to start a flame war with someone as useless as a troll.

So I guess I'm still partially on the furry side...

Zophia
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aaaaaaand that's where I draw the line. Not into any of the yiff or vore stuff, fursuiting, stuff like that. I just like animals and I'm pretty social and open-minded. Pretty much any of the stuff which a nonfurry would consider creepy is where I draw the line.
There's young furs too who don't even consider the yiff side of the fandom (logically?). And despite the group's general reputation, there's "clean" furry artists too.

Furry does not necessarily mean into a ton of fetishes and weird kinks. That's a misconception many have because that side of the subculture is so easy to pick on. Just like homosexual stereotypes are mainly based on the "flamingly gay" people.

You know, I'm having an off topic here. Or I'm attempting to hijack the thread just to get to introduce some to the less stereotype side of furry. :P

trolls craving attention is quite funny, the fact that they have absolutly no life jumping forums amuses even me o.O.
They might have lives, but just find it funny to do that.
Zophia
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Oh, ninja'd.

I have pretty much every trait Zoph just listed, excluding the non-PG-13 ones... That crosses the line for me. So I guess I'm a partial furry.
Fun fact: Furries are no more perverted than other groups of people, they're just more open about it. (Which might cause some people to turn to furry art just because it delivers what they're looking for, even if they'd rather see it with humans than with anthros.)
dacer
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gross.... thats all i can say.

just gross.

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