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thanks, how good was greens?

It was amazing! Really good!

yeah..... i though you would say that

hi......

im not trying to spam but nobodys here!

im not trying to spam but nobodys here!

sorry...........

Did u make part two of ur story?

thats coming tonite

Dude, you've been spamming on this thread the whole time, there's a million threads out there, why do you have to care so much about this one?!

[Crazy guy rant]

We're all going to die I tell you! Me, you, little bobby over there. All of us are going to die! Die, die, die! There coming! The government don't want you to know! Zombies will be unleashed upon our very souls. They will ripe the flesh and bone from us.

The blood will drip from our soulless bodies and seep through the cracks of civilization. The humans of this world will dwell in hordes of cannibals and eat the living. We will have to fight and fight to live! Nowhere is safe, all is lost. This world we know is going to be lost!


THE DEAD WILL WALK THE EARTH!

When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth I tell you!


[/End crazu guy rant]

We will all die!

Since i live in an condo, i would have a lot of warning of the zombies coming. So, i would go on youtube and look up how to make a bunch of differnt traps out of household stuff. Then, i would set up a best i could, and find every weapon i have in my closet. By the time this would happen, i probably will have bought a mil volt taser, an auto airsoft gun, a crossbow, and a blowgun. With all of these i will fight off the few zombies primarily sent to my condo, then after the first ones didnt come back, they would send more. All of my traps would spring, killing all but a few who i will kill with my airsoft gun.

I know that too many will come for me to kill after, so i run to the stairs with the taser in my hand tasing all the zombies i see on the stairs going down from the 13th floor.

ill finish this tommorow

look for the signs news reports of horrible murders, headshot murders, decapatation. then get my machete and rifle pump up the tires and run like heck!

OMFG OK OK PEOPLLE just on little thing..... THE ARMY IS TOO LAZY TO SAVE UR SORRY ASS ALRIGHT THEY ARE TOO DUMB TO KNOW HOW TO KILL ZOMBIES THATS WHY THEY ALWAYS DIE -_-

I would go to my attic grab my dads rifle and shotgun and airsoft guns and chargers and bbs my scimitar and my sword that I got a garage sale this weird staff thing that my cousin gave me a ton of pepsi and food and my sharp letter opener then pull up the ladder