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galex44
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OK OK listen up ppl the world is coming to an end but not in 2012 those other ppl are messed up in the head but any ways (shouldnt be making fun of thosee ppl since i am one) the zombie apocalypse is coming and how are u prepared to fight it?!?!??!??! will you die and become a zombie???will u be a freelance reporter and sneak into the mall???or will u be a noble survivor and wait it out??? tell us all. ^_^ :P

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spider123456789
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ok its a little late and no one is responding, but heres the 2nd half


I go to the 6th floor (top of the garage), and get in my car. I sit there for a while thinking of where to go, shooting any zombies i see out the window. Finnaly, i remember that there is an army surplus store on the other side of town. I drive there at 160 mph ramming into whatever s*it is in my way. I get there in about 10 min, and start making fortifications out of all the trunks, tables, and anything else I find there. I go to the back room where they keep all the military only stuff. I take a shotgun and saw it off, and 2 uzis. Then, back in the main room, I grab a bulletproof helmet to make it harder for the zombies to eat my brains.

The zombies attack. I fight fiercely for hours upon hours. Finnaly, all the zombies in the area have attacked me and been killed. However, I have a problem. I forgot in my haste to leave my house to bring any food or water. I know more zombies are coming, so I dont want to go outside, but, after fighting for a day and a half, if i dont get some water i will faint and wake up a zombie. So I have no choice but to leave the area entirely. I get in my car parked right outside, bring everything that has even a chance of being useful.

I go to the nearest 7-11 and kill the 3 zombies who were left to gaurd the food. The first thing I do is drink 3 sodas and eat a few bags of doritos. I want to leave quickly, so I dont search the store, I just throw all the food I see in the car. I try to think of where to go while Im taking the food, and then the liquor department somehow reminds me of Excalibur, a nightclub right across the street from my house. "Excalibur... excalibur, what does that remind me of," I mutter. I just decide to go there because something in my mind is telling me that I should, I dont know why.

When I get there, driving as fast as I was before, I hear gunshots. "PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I exclaim. I run inside carrying an uzi and with an m1 grand strapped to my back. I find zombies swarming 50 survivors, who are | | this close to dieing. I shoot the zombies dead to save them all. every1 thanks me greatly, and i bring all my supplies in. The survivors tell me that the reason they all came was because the military told them that they were going to gather every survivor in one place. The reason they choose excalibur is because it used to be the armory back when the city had one, so they thought myabe ppl like me would think of it. Anyway, they left to find more survivors. They didnt come back.

They also left an unfinished cure. The thing the nut who started making it and was killed by the ppl who didnt want a nut in their base wanted to finish the cure was a blue zombie. Every1 thought there was no such thing, so they killed him (as i said). However, I knew better. I remembered that the first zombie i killed was blue (I killed it when I thought zombies would just be multicolored). I told them all that there was a blue zombies just across the street, and they kiked me out and said to bring it back or never come back. I went and got it (didnt have many zombies nearby it was easy) and came back, made the cure and the world was saved.



THE END

Somers
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For the last 6 years ive been digging a hole in my backyard, im now 32 feet deep with 8 wide. Now im not sure what to do...

spider123456789
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spider123456789
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Nomad

NO THIS POST WILL NOT DIE EVER I DONT WANT MY WORKING ON A STORY DURING THE SUMMER! TO GET WASTED

mellowman
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mellowman
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Nomad

I LIKE THIS THREAD

loloynage2
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Peasant

*sigh* posts must not be in full caps...just to let you know...

Xedrox
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Nomad

i know what i would do i would blast thriller out my windows.

fortify my house, break my stairs, and get my gun

mellowman
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mellowman
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Nomad

THIS POST IS NOT VERY POPULAR, IS IT?

ligaboy
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ligaboy
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THIS POST IS NOT VERY POPULAR, IS IT?


Did you not here loloynage2? No posts with all caps
mellowman
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mellowman
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Nomad

SORRY BROKEN KEYBOARD

Green12324
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THIS POST IS NOT VERY POPULAR, IS IT?


Since it has 90 posts, I'd say this thread was popular. I'd consider it dead now though.
mellowman
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Nomad

hey.i like this thread,so if i want to be on it i can

mellowman
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mellowman
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Nomad

im the only one who has posted on this thread alot

Green12324
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im the only one who has posted on this thread alot


That's because it's dead xP
mellowman
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mellowman
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Nomad

green you are soooooooooooooo gay to me

Moabarmorgamer
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Nomad

This sounds almost like a forum game.

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