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R4000
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Just make up weapons and use them on me, see how much damage i take! I know there are too much games like this on AG, but i just HAD to make 1...

My stats:
HP: 5.000.000.000
immunities:
Immune to ALL spam
status effects:
Not expecting attacks: first attacker will inflict 3x damage

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R4000
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(Hint: make up weapons that inflict %&$&%&! damage as much as you can. Only then will you be able to kill me, but these kinds of weapons only work once before i get immunity. Immunities are ALWAYS reflected back to the sender,and in the case of ^#$^&U*! damage, ALWAYS killing them for 10 or more turns, so watch out!)

R4000
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miguelin11: you do inflict very much damage, but before you did your last effort, i grabbed the sword and killed u for 2 turns.

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Stats:
HP: 4.999.411.045
Immunities:
Immune to ALL spam
Immune to banhammer
Immune to indecision
Immune to poison
Immune to nukes
status effects:
Blood coming out of mouth; DPT=(Damage Per Turn) 100 for 3 turns AFTER this one.
dead people:
Squidaga just recovered!
sourwhatup2: 9 turns
miguelin11: 2 turns

R4000
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Im getting kinda bored in here you know...
KILL ME ALREADY! (lol)

TSL3_needed
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No one ever said anything about THERMOneclear bombs. 10 times as powerful.

Adios.

R4000
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TSL3_needed: its still considered a nuke, so it got reflected and youre dead for 20 turns. (hey you said it was 10 times as powerful, youre lucky you didnt get 100 turns!)

-0 !IMMUNE!

Stats: <DPT -100>
HP: 4.999.410.945
Immunities:
Immune to ALL spam
Immune to banhammer
Immune to indecision
Immune to poison
Immune to nukes
status effects:
Blood coming out of mouth; DPT=(Damage Per Turn) 100 for 2 turns AFTER this one.
dead people:
TSL3_needed: 20 turns
sourwhatup2: 8 turns
miguelin11: 1 turn

Haku1234567890
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I'll attack you with BFG 9000- (Big Fuc**in Gun 9000)

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R4000
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Haku1234567890: Good job, you manged to find another weapon that does ^*$&(! damage! It didnt do as much damage as the nuke did though, and im immune to all guns after this attack!

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Stats: <DPT -100>
HP: 4.999.035.925
Immunities:
Immune to ALL spam
Immune to banhammer
Immune to indecision
Immune to poison
Immune to nukes
Immune to ALL guns
status effects:
Wounded; DPT=(Damage Per Turn) 100 for 1 turn AFTER this one.
dead people:
TSL3_needed: 19 turns
sourwhatup2: 7 turns
miguelin11 just recovered!

bmvort
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I picked you up using a dark energy zero-point energy field manipulator and threw you into a volcano!!!

eyrie991
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i use a bowstaff and hit you in the head

Lordofd511
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I get two proton packs (Ghostbusters guns) and cross the beams on top of you!

RaptorJesus
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i slapp you with a rubber chicken.

Yexxima
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i use my mind powers to blow u to bits.

R4000
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BMvort: haha nice try but i escaped from the antimatter thingy you had and threw you in the volcano! Youre dead for 3 turns.

-0 !COUNTER!

eyrie991: Ow, that was pretty effective!

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GAGAMEN: Um i blocked her and im now immune to abusive attacks.

-0 !BLOCK!

Lordofd511: Those things (as you said) are still considered guns, so i reflected the beam and youre dead for 2 turns.

-0 !IMMUNE!

RaptorJesus: That rubber chicken was REALLY EFFECTIVE, but im now immune to rubber and to chickens (chickens literally and figuratively lol)

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Yexxima: Unfortunately you have no mind so your attack failed.

-0 !MISS!

Stats: <DPT -100>
HP: 4.998.985.475
Immunities:
Immune to ALL spam
Immune to banhammer
Immune to indecision
Immune to poison
Immune to nukes
Immune to ALL guns
Immune to ALL abusive attacks
Immune to rubber
Immune to chickens (literally and figuratively lol)
status effects:
Just recovered from Wounds, after getting 1 more round of damage from them.
dead people:
TSL3_needed: 13 turns
sourwhatup2: 1 turn
BMvort: 3 turns
Lordofd511: 2 turns

sporex
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I poo on you.

Cholokid
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The power of christ compels you! His followers nail you up to a cross. Two times through each hand and foot, in the middle of the desert, they also tied a noose around your neck and attached it to the top of the cross. Digging trenches 20 feet wide and 20 feet deep. So if you were to break off the cross, and managed not to get hung by the noose (which is 7 feet tall) you would have no way to cross. They also rub you with steak to attract any wildlife that happens to be near.

Unfortunately because you have no way to cross you are stranded there, and you will die. There is no way to escape the Weapon of Christ. Even if you are atheist, they will still get you!

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