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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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FryLock19
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Don't smell it.

If life gives you a cat...

FryLock19
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a ballpoint pen, and half the world looking for you becaus eyou robbed Frances Second Largest Bank With only a ball point pen...[/quote]
I could imagine that. Did you see that guy that jumped out of the stands and almost attacked Roger Fedderer at the French Open? Ridiculous. And then Monica Seles was stabbed at the French Open in 1989...

bluedevil
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You send it back demanding for money.
If life gives you 3 wishes...

FryLock19
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Peasant

Hold the genie up for ransom demanding more!

If life gives you a raincoat...

sinopoli32
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Nomad

Then wish for unlimited wishes

If life made high school hard where you were in classes with sophomores while you are a freshman...

FryLock19
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Peasant

Yell in all of the faces of the other freshman "I'm going to graduate faster than you!"

If life gives you a tennis racket...

firetail_madness
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Whack a random person on the street?

If life sent the police after you...

knight_34
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Farmer

Go on a police killing rampage..

If life ate your doughnut...

TheWarTank33
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Nomad

Buy another doughnut

If life gives you a staple gun...

PrivatePapi
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Nomad

I'll...have fun with it...

If life gives you mudkipz...

JJ52
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Nomad

Ill set it on fire...(IDK what that is so I thought I should burn it)

If life gives you a million realistic, but fake diamonds...

PrivatePapi
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Nomad

Ill set it on fire...(IDK what that is so I thought I should burn it)


GASP How could you do such a thing?!!?

What?

If life gave you lemons...
firetail_madness
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Make apple juice.

If life quit my RPG...

PrivatePapi
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Nomad

I'd sue you.

If life gave you longcats...

JJ52
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Then you hire death as a hit man to kill life(quitting RPGs have cause major problems and angers many people...)

Since Papi didnt answer mine....

If life gives you a million realistic, but fake diamonds...

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