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firetail_madness
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I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Dragonhunter000
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Nomad

Then live life to the fullest.

If life abandons you in the middle of a deserted island...

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Demand a refund.

If life abandons you on hawaii when a volcano 100 feet away was exploding...

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Oh well, at least it's not something bad.

If life gave you shoes that could fly...

hardcore
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hardcore
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Jester

i will give them back to an angel

if life gives you an Gun.

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

Hide it from your parents!

If life gave your parents a gun...

sonicheroes95
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Peasant

pray that they aren't mad.

if life took aim at you then shot you...

fluffybunny422
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Nomad

shoot life first.
If like make u smell all bad...

ogiigo
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ogiigo
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Nomad

you shower daily.

if life gives you jet pack boots...

PrettyPro
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PrettyPro
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Nomad

then you fly to paris

if life goives you a date....

firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

*CENSORED* <----Not available for kids...Joking.

If life gives you a hot date...

PWNjk
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Nomad

you eat pie at the date
if ife gives you a taser...

Maverick4
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Peasant

"Theres never a bad time to taze somebody" -Some police show

If life gives you several million dollars, a ballpoint pen, and half the world looking for you becaus eyou robbed Frances Second Largest Bank With only a ball point pen...

WilliamTheGamer
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Nomad

You'd thank life and celebrate

If life took your arms

GuitarHeroFtw
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Nomad

Then you shall dance,

if life gives you a donkey

firetail_madness
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Sell it to the wild west.

If life gives you a very smelly horse...

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