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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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gooeyglop1
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345 posts
Nomad

...Learn how to kickbox and humiliate yourself.

If life gives you a rabid gergil and a bannana...

pwnicorn123
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pwnicorn123
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Blacksmith

Eat the bannana and pet the gerbil


If life gives you Team Fortress 2

Crytera
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Crytera
12 posts
Nomad

You would hate it 'till dawn.

If life is angry at you...

gooeyglop1
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gooeyglop1
345 posts
Nomad

You ask it to be friends.

If life gives you an apricot...

tric
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tric
28 posts
Shepherd

Notice the pit looks like a celebrity and sell it on eBay.

If life gives you a tardigrate........

fetheryhorse6
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fetheryhorse6
697 posts
Shepherd

then i drop it in the ocean


if life gives you armorgames...

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
981 posts
Farmer

make an account with the username potatofac3

if life gives you death...

xAyjAy
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xAyjAy
4,710 posts
Blacksmith

become a ghos. if armor games cuts your posts after you used enter...

ichigo773
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ichigo773
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Nomad

then make lemonade

If life gives you Me...

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
981 posts
Farmer

Then abandon you.

If life gives you cancer...

Cardibard
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Cardibard
2,025 posts
Nomad

then get it treated

if life gives you a party

lozerfac3
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lozerfac3
981 posts
Farmer

Party till you . . . sleep.

If life gives you Friday...

Cardibard
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Cardibard
2,025 posts
Nomad

have some fries

if life gives you a nasty look

fetheryhorse6
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fetheryhorse6
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Shepherd

give life one back

if life gives you a computer

Cardibard
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Cardibard
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Nomad

Make an armor games account

If life takes your lunch money

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