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firetail_madness
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Blacksmith

I'm bring back "If life gives you"
The original thread was deleted through a glitch.

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons
#2 - Make lemonade.
If life breaks your computer...
#3 - Sue life.
If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the example.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

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Daizidawizard9000
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1,609 posts
Nomad

Put it on and be awesome.

If life gives you a new Ferrari...

matthew313131
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matthew313131
114 posts
Nomad

u crash it in a brick wall

if life gives u a girlfriend...

Daizidawizard9000
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Daizidawizard9000
1,609 posts
Nomad

You beat her up and punch her with a mace.

When life gives you a troll... (the Internet troll)

TheSuperSaiyan1
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TheSuperSaiyan1
326 posts
Nomad

You get a creepy feeling.

If life gives you a pet koala bear...

recneps1337
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recneps1337
453 posts
Nomad

you eat it
if life gives you a unfinished question...

LegoMyLego27
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LegoMyLego27
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Shepherd

You give a stupid answer

If life gives you a SMG...

djme
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djme
125 posts
Shepherd

you destroy everything

if life gives you an idea...

blueshrike
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blueshrike
75 posts
Nomad

You share it with your peers.

If life gives you a mustache.

BRAAINZz
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BRAAINZz
787 posts
Nomad

Make it look like Mario's

If life gives you an Ostrich...

philandy
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philandy
73 posts
Nomad

Bury your head in the ground.

If life is yummy...

Daizidawizard9000
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Daizidawizard9000
1,609 posts
Nomad

Eat it.

If life gives you 35 ideas about what an RP should be about...

blueshrike
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blueshrike
75 posts
Nomad

You tell them to a teenage girl.

If life gives you a kickboxing video...

gooeyglop1
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gooeyglop1
345 posts
Nomad

...Learn how to kickbox and humiliate yourself.

If life gives you a rabid gergil and a bannana...

pwnicorn123
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pwnicorn123
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Blacksmith

Eat the bannana and pet the gerbil


If life gives you Team Fortress 2

Crytera
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Crytera
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Nomad

You would hate it 'till dawn.

If life is angry at you...

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